Pastry, a friend of mine, and yours truly, get some instruments to try out. With the power of music (and transformations,) we become quite the band!
The art for this picture was done by Chaotic_Star#2175 on Discord!
The art for this picture was done by Chaotic_Star#2175 on Discord!
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Totally surrealistic, Like the 1st episode of this one cartoon called "Yoohoo and Friends", in which Father Time stopped five executives who work for Nasty Corp. from polluting the Earth by turning them into five cuddly animals.
https://youtu.be/0v7oFz1zf3c?t=205
https://youtu.be/0v7oFz1zf3c?t=205
Stu Foot: Hey, everybody, the band's here.
[Cryptids cheer off-screen]
Nezzie: Band? What band?
Snort: Snort snort, the band Keego and I hired for the party.
Nezzie: A jolly idea, boys. A little live musical band get me shindig. Who'd you get? The Archies?
Keego: No.
Nezzie: Josie and the Pussycats?
Snort: No.
Nezzie: Oh, oh, I know: The Gorillaz.
Keego: No.
Nezzie: One-T.
Snort: No.
Nezzie: Uh, VBirds?
Keego: They broke up years ago.
Nezzie: Well, who else is there?
Snort: MilkCan!
Nezzie: Oh.. [laughs, but then chuckles in confusion] MilkWhat?
Keego: MilkCan... They're better than all those other bands.
Nezzie: But they're just a bunch of animals, ones a lamb, ones a cat and ones a mouse.
Lammy: Leave it to... LAMMYYYY!!! [MilkCan begin playing rock music]
Nezzie: Boys, that's the worst ceòl còmhlain I've ever heard! I certainly hope it doesn't get any louder. [Ma-san began playing the drums furiously and a blast of rock music sends a screaming Nezzie flying backwards out of the house, the band continues to play; Nezzie enters her house while covered with mud, pine sap, pinecones, pine needles, and leaves.] No, no, No! Stop the music! [She runs to the band and the music stops.] Stop! Look, girls, I know that you lassies sound good around the pet store, but I here am the Loch Ness monster! This is the big Uilebheist's time! I'm afraid it's time for you to go to Loup de Guerre.
Katy Kat: You mean we're fired?
Nezzie: No. [Nezzie and the band go to the Loup de Guerre.] Go on, get in there, or you'll be dealing with the business end of Zweihänder! [Nezzie waves her sword at them, laughing. MilkCan then realized that the fan was on and the fan blew them out the window. MilkCan held on to the window for a few seconds until the wind outside picked up enough speed to send them flying away from Nezzie's house.]
Lammy: Woah! I'm flying!
Katy Kat: I'm really flying!
Ma-san: *~#+%^<&!!
Nezzie: No! I forgot that you're paper-thin! Wahh! [Nezzie breaks down sobbing in her over-the-top, cartoony way, whacking herself on the head with the sword]
[Cryptids cheer off-screen]
Nezzie: Band? What band?
Snort: Snort snort, the band Keego and I hired for the party.
Nezzie: A jolly idea, boys. A little live musical band get me shindig. Who'd you get? The Archies?
Keego: No.
Nezzie: Josie and the Pussycats?
Snort: No.
Nezzie: Oh, oh, I know: The Gorillaz.
Keego: No.
Nezzie: One-T.
Snort: No.
Nezzie: Uh, VBirds?
Keego: They broke up years ago.
Nezzie: Well, who else is there?
Snort: MilkCan!
Nezzie: Oh.. [laughs, but then chuckles in confusion] MilkWhat?
Keego: MilkCan... They're better than all those other bands.
Nezzie: But they're just a bunch of animals, ones a lamb, ones a cat and ones a mouse.
Lammy: Leave it to... LAMMYYYY!!! [MilkCan begin playing rock music]
Nezzie: Boys, that's the worst ceòl còmhlain I've ever heard! I certainly hope it doesn't get any louder. [Ma-san began playing the drums furiously and a blast of rock music sends a screaming Nezzie flying backwards out of the house, the band continues to play; Nezzie enters her house while covered with mud, pine sap, pinecones, pine needles, and leaves.] No, no, No! Stop the music! [She runs to the band and the music stops.] Stop! Look, girls, I know that you lassies sound good around the pet store, but I here am the Loch Ness monster! This is the big Uilebheist's time! I'm afraid it's time for you to go to Loup de Guerre.
Katy Kat: You mean we're fired?
Nezzie: No. [Nezzie and the band go to the Loup de Guerre.] Go on, get in there, or you'll be dealing with the business end of Zweihänder! [Nezzie waves her sword at them, laughing. MilkCan then realized that the fan was on and the fan blew them out the window. MilkCan held on to the window for a few seconds until the wind outside picked up enough speed to send them flying away from Nezzie's house.]
Lammy: Woah! I'm flying!
Katy Kat: I'm really flying!
Ma-san: *~#+%^<&!!
Nezzie: No! I forgot that you're paper-thin! Wahh! [Nezzie breaks down sobbing in her over-the-top, cartoony way, whacking herself on the head with the sword]
Nezzie: Oh ho ho! Ready for some real music, Boys?
Snort: [places corks in his ears] Snort snort snort! Okay, ready.
Nezzie: [blows bagpipes and starts singing, while she sings, everybody is simply staring at her] ♪Oh... Anns an dìon agam Loch Nis dìon mi, Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi... Oh! Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy... Oh, Anns an dìon agam Loch Nis...♪
Keego: Yameru! It's time for your furūto solo.
Nezzie: Thank you, Keego, I almost forgot... [Keego gives her the flute and she is about to play it, but Nezzie stops] Hey wait a minute. I don't play a furūto. I play a tin whistle. [Nezzie turns and sees that the "flute" is actually a lit stick of dynamite; She screams in horror] Keego, Widget, Snort, no! [the dynamite explodes and everybody cheers] Wow, I can't believe I survived that one. [realizes her body is destroyed and she is reduced to only a head; she whimpers] Noooooooooo!
Widget: Ladies and Gentlemen, MilkCan!
Snort: [places corks in his ears] Snort snort snort! Okay, ready.
Nezzie: [blows bagpipes and starts singing, while she sings, everybody is simply staring at her] ♪Oh... Anns an dìon agam Loch Nis dìon mi, Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi... Oh! Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy Oi Oy... Oh, Anns an dìon agam Loch Nis...♪
Keego: Yameru! It's time for your furūto solo.
Nezzie: Thank you, Keego, I almost forgot... [Keego gives her the flute and she is about to play it, but Nezzie stops] Hey wait a minute. I don't play a furūto. I play a tin whistle. [Nezzie turns and sees that the "flute" is actually a lit stick of dynamite; She screams in horror] Keego, Widget, Snort, no! [the dynamite explodes and everybody cheers] Wow, I can't believe I survived that one. [realizes her body is destroyed and she is reduced to only a head; she whimpers] Noooooooooo!
Widget: Ladies and Gentlemen, MilkCan!
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