the original by  Lady_Moonpelt and here
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3448329/
fav that one

Step 1: Learn seemingly useless facts about the Death Star
Step 2: Find a Moonpelt
Step 3: Tell false facts about the Death Star as if they were true
Step 4: Grab the Moonpelt while it is stunned and confused about what was just said

Note: This should only take about three facts

Good Luck!

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This version of HTTAM is from shard_of_confusion shard_of_confusion (the featured char)