Every time I see that model of the spinosaurus from Primal Carnage, all I think of is Cmdr_Blackbird's original character; the one and only big bad, flatulent, German, spino: Jaeger.

For those of you who don't know, Cmdr_Blackbird is an artist here on FA who used to make a lot of submissions using Source Filmmaker. Overtime, he deviated away from that art form, started a new profile, and became better known as AaronTheMicroraptor. He's one of my favorite artists, even though he's not currently making art.

Aaron's most common (and quite possibly, most liked) character is Jaeger the Spinosaurus. He's a fan-favorite of mine, most notably for his gassy habits. Whenever you're not catching a glimpse of his ass, Jaeger is out torturing the smaller animals around him by sitting on them, threatening to eat them, forcing them to lick his feet clean, or by farting on them. His particular favorite unfortunate soul to bully happens to be his little dilophosaurus buddy, Deon.

For me personally, I always thought Jaeger secretly liked Deon and was only venting his frustration on him, but that's probably not the case since Jaeger is mean to everyone. Except Mary. o_O

In this scene constructed here, Jaeger is making himself comfortable opening gifts on this fine, snowy Christmas Day. Meanwhile, Deon is not so comfortable serving as a cushion for the fat-assed reptile. Some of those are his gifts!

I was originally going to have Jaeger pass some gas as like a gift from himself to Deon, but I'm still experimenting with G-mod and can't achieve any gas effects that have what I am looking for; it's complicated.

Aaron, I hope you don't mind that I used your characters without permission. I'll give you full credit of course. Not that you really own the models, but since this is supposed to be a representation of Jaeger and Deon, I must show ownership.

Jaeger the Spinosaurus & Deon the Dilophosaurus belong to  AaronTheMicroraptor
The dinosaur models belong to Lukewarm Media & Circle 5 studios.

Hope you like! Merry Christmas!