Infurnationals Team: ♫ On the first day of Christmas the nations gave to me… ♪

Mr. H: ♫ A one way ticket to Fiji ♪

Fortissimo: *appears out of nowhere and plays his ukulele* Ni sa bula!

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Infurnationals Team: ♫ On the second day of Christmas the nations gave to me… ♪

Rudderbeard: ♫ Two Treasure Chests ♪

Jolly Roger: Hey, wait a minute. This isn’t real treasure…*unwraps the gold foil* they’re chocolate coins! *eats a chocolate coin*

Rudderbeard: Oh...well then, more chocolate coins for us! Haha! *unwraps a chocolate coin and eats it*

Mr. H: ♫ And a one way ticket to Fiji ♪

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Infurnationals Team: ♫ On the third day of Christmas the nations gave to me… ♪

Cesspool: ♫ Three Cigar Packs ♪

Short Fuse: *with a cigar in his mouth* Light.

Cesspool: *raises an eyebrow* Hm…?

Short Fuse: ...Please?

Cesspool: *gets out his lighter and lights a cigar for Short Fuse* There.

Short Fuse: *smokes a cigar* Thanks.

Cesspool: No prob.

Rudderbeard and Jolly Roger: ♫ Two Treasure Chests ♪

Mr. H: ♫ And a one way ticket to Fiji ♪

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Infurnationals Team: ♫ On the fourth day of Christmas the nations gave to me… ♪

Cellular Shopper: ♫ Four Camera Phones ♪ *takes out his other camera phone in his pocket as he is about to take a selfie* Say, “Happy Holidays!”

Tenchu, Denjin, Fabuloso, Rainbow Runner, High Roller, and Buttermilk: *appears for the selfie* Happy Holidays! *Cellular takes a selfie*

Cesspool and Short Fuse: ♫ Three Cigar Packs ♪

Rudderbeard and Jolly Roger: ♫ Two Treasure Chests ♪

Mr. H: ♫ And a one way ticket to Fiji ♪

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Infurnationals Team: ♫ On the fifth day of Christmas the nations gave to me… ♪

Growlster: ♫ Five Grand Buffets ♪

Patriotic Star: *belches loudly* Pardon me. *pats his belly*

Cellular Shopper and Love Bubble: ♫ Four Camera Phones ♪

Cesspool, Short Fuse, and Hekkoki Guy: ♫ Three Cigar Packs ♪

Rudderbeard and Jolly Roger: ♫ Two Treasure Chests ♪

Mr. H: ♫ And a one way ticket to Fiji ♪

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Infurnationals Team: ♫ On the sixth day of Christmas the nations gave to me… ♪

Zip Zapper: ♫ Six Ugly Sweaters ♪

Electro Shocker: *scratching* Ugh, this one’s kinda itchy. What is this thing made of?

Gigas Fist: Eyelashes! *Electro takes off the sweater and tosses it at Gigas Fist’s face*...you don’t like it?

Growlster and Callahan: ♫ Five Grand Buffets ♪

Cellular Shopper, Love Bubble, and Blind Tiger: ♫ Four Camera Phones ♪

Cesspool, Short Fuse, and Hekkoki Guy: ♫ Three Cigar Packs ♪

Rudderbeard and Jolly Roger: ♫ Two Treasure Chests ♪

Mr. H: ♫ And a one way ticket to Fiji ♪

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Infurnationals Team: ♫ On the seventh day of Christmas the nations gave to me… ♪

Sunfire Seed: ♫ Seven Gaming Consoles ♪

Bulk Star: Yo, guys! Who’s ready to Smash?

Dumpstep: Count me in!

Banzai: Ooooh, yeah!

Shining Tiger: You’re on!

Sunfire Seed: Let’s settle it! *Sunfire Seed and his bros. gone to play Smash Bros.*

Zip Zapper and Spark Shock: ♫ Six Ugly Sweaters ♪

Growlster, Callahan, and Speed Burner: ♫ Five Grand Buffets ♪

Cellular Shopper, Love Bubble, Blind Tiger, and Neo Leo: ♫ Four Camera Phones ♪

Cesspool, Short Fuse, and Hekkoki Guy: ♫ Three Cigar Packs ♪

Rudderbeard and Jolly Roger: ♫ Two Treasure Chests ♪

Mr. H: ♫ And a one way ticket to Fiji ♪

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Infurnationals Team: ♫ On the eighth day of Christmas the nations gave to me… ♪

Poison Sting: ♫ Eight Monster Trucks ♪

Shoenzan: *drives a monster truck at full speed as he flies off a big ramp* Yeeeeeeeeee...! *crashes to the ground*...I’m okay!

Sunfire Seed and Bulk Star: ♫ Seven Gaming Consoles ♪

Zip Zapper, Spark Shock, and Electro Shocker: ♫ Six Ugly Sweaters ♪

Growlster, Callahan, Speed Burner, and Baby Cakes: ♫ Five Grand Buffets ♪

Cellular Shopper, Love Bubble, Blind Tiger, and Neo Leo: ♫ Four Camera Phones ♪

Cesspool, Short Fuse, and Hekkoki Guy: ♫ Three Cigar Packs ♪

Rudderbeard and Jolly Roger: ♫ Two Treasure Chests ♪

Mr. H: ♫ And a one way ticket to Fiji ♪

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Infurnationals Team: ♫ On the ninth day of Christmas the nations gave to me… ♪

Winter Glow: ♫ Nine Jugs of Eggnog ♪

Heavy Duty: *drinks the whole quart of eggnog* Aaaah, that’s some good nog. *belches loudly* Whoops. Hehe. ‘Scuse me.

Poison Sting and Shoenzan: ♫ Eight Monster Trucks ♪

Sunfire Seed, Bulk Star, and Shining Tiger: ♫ Seven Gaming Consoles ♪

Zip Zapper, Spark Shock, Electro Shocker, and Cold Blood: ♫ Six Ugly Sweaters ♪

Growlster, Callahan, Speed Burner, Baby Cakes, and Bakewell Tart: ♫ Five Grand Buffets ♪

Cellular Shopper, Love Bubble, Blind Tiger, and Neo Leo: ♫ Four Camera Phones ♪

Cesspool, Short Fuse, and Hekkoki Guy: ♫ Three Cigar Packs ♪

Rudderbeard and Jolly Roger: ♫ Two Treasure Chests ♪

Mr. H: ♫ And a one way ticket to Fiji ♪

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Infurnationals Team: ♫ On the tenth day of Christmas the nations gave to me... ♪

Wolfthorn: ♫ Ten Giant Undies ♪

Moose Tracks: How does one even fit in these?

O’Donnell: Yoo-hoooo. *shows off his big rump in a pair of giant undies*

Moose Tracks: Sorry I ask…

Wolfthorn: Hehe. That’s my mate. *winks*

Winter Glow and Heavy Duty: ♫ Nine Jugs of Eggnog ♪

Poison Sting, Shoenzan, and Desert Storm: ♫ Eight Monster Trucks ♪

Sunfire Seed, Bulk Star, Shining Tiger, and Banzai: ♫ Seven Gaming Consoles ♪

Zip Zapper, Spark Shock, Electro Shocker, Cold Blood, and Hot Icicle: ♫ Six Ugly Sweaters ♪

Growlster, Callahan, Speed Burner, Baby Cakes, and Bakewell Tart: ♫ Five Grand Buffets ♪

Cellular Shopper, Love Bubble, Blind Tiger, and Neo Leo: ♫ Four Camera Phones ♪

Cesspool, Short Fuse, and Hekkoki Guy: ♫ Three Cigar Packs ♪

Rudderbeard and Jolly Roger: ♫ Two Treasure Chests ♪

Mr. H: ♫ And a one way ticket to Fiji ♪

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Infurnationals Team: ♫ On the eleventh day of Christmas the nations gave to me... ♪

Gunfire: ♫ Eleven Big Ol' Guns ♪

Serotinal Bullet: *holding a heavy blaster* What does this one do?

Bär: Wait, don’t press that!

Serotinal Bullet: *pulls the trigger as he shoots a huge plasma shot and destroys a wall*……So that’s what it does?

Wolfthorn and O’Donnell: ♫ Ten Giant Undies ♪

Winter Glow, Heavy Duty, and Woodwind: ♫ Nine Jugs of Eggnog ♪

Poison Sting, Shoenzan, Desert Storm, and Nut Roast: ♫ Eight Monster Trucks ♪

Sunfire Seed, Bulk Star, Shining Tiger, Banzai, and Bubblicious: ♫ Seven Gaming Consoles ♪

Zip Zapper, Spark Shock, Electro Shocker, Cold Blood, Hot Icicle, and Golden Right: ♫ Six Ugly Sweaters ♪

Growlster, Callahan, Speed Burner, Baby Cakes, and Bakewell Tart: ♫ Five Grand Buffets ♪

Cellular Shopper, Love Bubble, Blind Tiger, and Neo Leo: ♫ Four Camera Phones ♪

Cesspool, Short Fuse, and Hekkoki Guy: ♫ Three Cigar Packs ♪

Rudderbeard and Jolly Roger: ♫ Two Treasure Chests ♪

Mr. H: ♫ And a one way ticket to Fiji ♪

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Infurnationals Team: ♫ On the twelfth day of Christmas the nations gave to me... ♪

Rat-At-Tack: ♫ Twelve Extra Toilets ♪

Eugenio: *flushes the toilet as he comes out of the stall* Aaaaah, I feel so much better. *to Rat-At-Tack* I wouldn’t use that stall if I were you. *walks on out the restroom*

Rat-At-Tack: *sighs as he eye rolls*

Gunfire, Serotinal Bullet, Bär, Stink Tank, Ice Nucleus, Sitka Spruce, Bangalay, Afterburner, Territorial Pow, Doomsdale, and Radolf: ♫ Eleven Big Ol' Guns ♪

Wolfthorn, O’Donnell, Nutty Buddy, Country Gravy, Old Bay, Austin, Bigtooth Aspen, Mountain Hemlock, Jig Grinder, and Reinhold: ♫ Ten Giant Undies ♪

Winter Glow, Heavy Duty, Woodwind, Brasswind, Isaac, Wolfgang, Spotlight, Bookmaster, and Stormwater: ♫ Nine Jugs of Eggnog ♪

Poison Sting, Shoenzan, Desert Storm, Nut Roast, Groundnut, Savage, Crazy Destroyer, and Hadangeki: ♫ Eight Monster Trucks ♪

Sunfire Seed, Bulk Star, Shining Tiger, Banzai, Bubblicious, Dumpstep, and Danger Wrap: ♫ Seven Gaming Consoles ♪

Zip Zapper, Spark Shock, Electro Shocker, Cold Blood, Hot Icicle, and Golden Right: ♫ Six Ugly Sweaters ♪

Growlster, Callahan, Speed Burner, Baby Cakes, Bakewell Tart: ♫ Five Grand Buffets ♪

Cellular Shopper, Love Bubble, Blind Tiger, and Neo Leo: ♫ Four Camera Phones ♪

Cesspool, Short Fuse, and Hekkoki Guy: ♫ Three Cigar Packs ♪

Rudderbeard and Jolly Roger: ♫ Two Treasure Chests ♪

Infurnationals Team: ♫ And a one way ticket to Fiji! ♪

*song ends as the Infurnationals team all started giggling joyfully*

Hoppersmith: Hoho! Merry Christmas!

City Tripper: Merry Christmas, everybody!

Grimmwolf: Fröhliche Weihnachten!

Gibbous: Happy Holidays!

Bubblegut: ¡Feliz Navidad!

Tourbillon: Joyeux Noël!

Meat Lover: Buon Natale!

Hisuishou: Selamat Natal!

Chuckleknux: Hahahaha! I love Christmas!

Sugar Pie: Merīkurisumasu!

Technobear: Merry Christmas around the world!

Mr. H: Say, don’t this coat makes me look like Kenny McCormick?

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Happy Holidays from the Infurnationals!

Colored Commission done by  Doggett Douglas McDog

Spotlight, Stormwater, Isaac, Patriotic Star, Woodwind, Hoppersmith, Speed Burner, Golden Right, Mr. H, Hot Icicle, Brasswind, Cold Blood, and Wolfgang © Mysfurry99