This is me, utterly sucking at singing. But I had to put SOMETHING up here. Below are the lyrics to this bit of bollocks

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Deck the Halls, they stole my money
Kick their asses, now that's funny
Send them sailing out the door
If the Halls come back, give them what for

Heads this party for disaster
Just as soon as we're all plastered
Loud will be our drunken revel
And this stinkin' house we'll level

Like the morn, my head is breaking
And the rest of me is aching
Release from jail, I'm awaiting
And the cops are now me hating