First; some fitting musical caompanyment...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OysEzsruFK4
Yep; that'll do nicely...

It is my duty, nay, my privilege, nay simply my vindictive pleasure to present the first ever Farting the Moonlight Sonata Award for desecration of a classic, or "Farty", to:

Kathleen Kennedy
Rian Johnson
And Last, and definitely most-least: Jeffrey Jacob Abrams

For successfully scuttling the Star Wars franchise; a once unsinkable juggernaut of a franchise, whichs survived over 3 decades and multiple presidential administrations and global crises, to be crippled and sunk beyond repair in under 5 years by the most powerful media conglomerate on Earth.

Truly: Thou hath snatched failure from the jaws of victory! Bravo!

... I'm rather proud of how this guy turned out for 20 minutes in Krita with an old Terry Gilliam animation bit... maybe I'll make the Farty a yearly award... I've got lots of ammo for it that's for fucking sure.