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So, originally, this strip was supposed to be about Jan asking Wolf his Wi-Fi password, but it got way too nerdy, so I thought it'd be fun if you all get a chance to write some alternate dialogue for it. Got a joke about Jessie? Or the Nap Box? Maybe Wolf's parents? Let's hear it :)
Write it in a format like below and I will paste the best ones in:
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JAN: Blah blah blah
WOLF: Blah blah blah
JAN: Blah blah
2
JAN: Blah blah
WOLF: Blah blah
3
WOLF: Blah blah
JAN: Blah blah
4
JAN: Blah blah
WOLF: Blah blah
Add/remove/rearrange lines as you see fit. Have fun! Get your submissions in by 11-Dec.
So, originally, this strip was supposed to be about Jan asking Wolf his Wi-Fi password, but it got way too nerdy, so I thought it'd be fun if you all get a chance to write some alternate dialogue for it. Got a joke about Jessie? Or the Nap Box? Maybe Wolf's parents? Let's hear it :)
Write it in a format like below and I will paste the best ones in:
1
JAN: Blah blah blah
WOLF: Blah blah blah
JAN: Blah blah
2
JAN: Blah blah
WOLF: Blah blah
3
WOLF: Blah blah
JAN: Blah blah
4
JAN: Blah blah
WOLF: Blah blah
Add/remove/rearrange lines as you see fit. Have fun! Get your submissions in by 11-Dec.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 980 x 336px
File Size 111.8 kB
Listed in Folders
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JAN: What's that wifi password?
WOLF: Wart0rtle16
JAN: Like the pokemon?
2
JAN: It didn't work.
WOLF: Did you replace the o with a 0 and capitalize the W?
3
WOLF: Why's there a term of service agreement, and why's it so damn long?
JAN: Legal reasons.
4
JAN: It says i need a guest code to log in, what's that?
WOLF: It's hidden in the Terms of Service, have fun!
JAN: What's that wifi password?
WOLF: Wart0rtle16
JAN: Like the pokemon?
2
JAN: It didn't work.
WOLF: Did you replace the o with a 0 and capitalize the W?
3
WOLF: Why's there a term of service agreement, and why's it so damn long?
JAN: Legal reasons.
4
JAN: It says i need a guest code to log in, what's that?
WOLF: It's hidden in the Terms of Service, have fun!
1
JAN: So, wait, this is your garage door opener.
WOLF: Yup.
JAN: But you don't have a garage.
2
JAN: Do you?
WOLF: I do. I was inspired by "Rick and Morty" to add an underground lair to the house.
3
WOLF: I then did one better.
JAN: So you hid the garage that hides the liar?
WOLF: Sure did.
4
JAN: Uh, where is it?
WOLF: Not telling, just be careful how you flush.
JAN: So, wait, this is your garage door opener.
WOLF: Yup.
JAN: But you don't have a garage.
2
JAN: Do you?
WOLF: I do. I was inspired by "Rick and Morty" to add an underground lair to the house.
3
WOLF: I then did one better.
JAN: So you hid the garage that hides the liar?
WOLF: Sure did.
4
JAN: Uh, where is it?
WOLF: Not telling, just be careful how you flush.
1
Jan: So what's the WiFi password again?
Wolf: It's Sup3rca1afrag1list1cexpialad0cious.
Jan: that kind of sounds pretty atrocious.
2
Jan: Why did you make it so long?
Wolf: the song was in my head while I was coding the smart devices and updating the router yesterday.
3
Jan: Umm why does it say "You have 10 seconds to take cover, Dave?"
Wolf: did you put the password in correctly?
4
Jan: Ummm...
Wolf: Then don't worry, the failsafe won't trigger and the house won't burn down again.
Jan: So what's the WiFi password again?
Wolf: It's Sup3rca1afrag1list1cexpialad0cious.
Jan: that kind of sounds pretty atrocious.
2
Jan: Why did you make it so long?
Wolf: the song was in my head while I was coding the smart devices and updating the router yesterday.
3
Jan: Umm why does it say "You have 10 seconds to take cover, Dave?"
Wolf: did you put the password in correctly?
4
Jan: Ummm...
Wolf: Then don't worry, the failsafe won't trigger and the house won't burn down again.
1
JAN: Why are there naked pictures of you on my phone?
WOLF: What?
JAN: I said, why are there naked pictures of you on my phone?
2
JAN: (Blank look.)
WOLF: Let me see.
3
WOLF: Good Lord!
JAN: What?
4
JAN: So, what are you going to do?
WOLF: Could you forward them to your friends?
Bunners
JAN: Why are there naked pictures of you on my phone?
WOLF: What?
JAN: I said, why are there naked pictures of you on my phone?
2
JAN: (Blank look.)
WOLF: Let me see.
3
WOLF: Good Lord!
JAN: What?
4
JAN: So, what are you going to do?
WOLF: Could you forward them to your friends?
Bunners
1
JAN: I've never seen an app like this before.
WOLF: It's my own creation. Try it out.
2
JAN: It's asking if I want to play a game.
WOLF: Games are shown to stimulate the brain.
3
JAN: This game is thermonuclear war!
WOLF: You know the only winning move is not to play, right?
4
JAN: Thought-provoking yet deadly.
WOLF: All the best things are.
JAN: I've never seen an app like this before.
WOLF: It's my own creation. Try it out.
2
JAN: It's asking if I want to play a game.
WOLF: Games are shown to stimulate the brain.
3
JAN: This game is thermonuclear war!
WOLF: You know the only winning move is not to play, right?
4
JAN: Thought-provoking yet deadly.
WOLF: All the best things are.
1
JAN: Forgot my pin number.
WOLF: Locked out?
JAN: Yep
2
JAN: Says I'm locked for 2 years
WOLF: Give it here.
3
JAN: What did you do I don't recognize anything
WOLF: Backed it up from the last time
4
JAN: I haven't backed up in years, cant believe i used to have this app
WOLF: Don't let amber see that one.
JAN: Forgot my pin number.
WOLF: Locked out?
JAN: Yep
2
JAN: Says I'm locked for 2 years
WOLF: Give it here.
3
JAN: What did you do I don't recognize anything
WOLF: Backed it up from the last time
4
JAN: I haven't backed up in years, cant believe i used to have this app
WOLF: Don't let amber see that one.
1
JAN: Can you help me with my smart phone, Wolf?
WOLF: What's wrong?
JAN: No one is receiving my texts.
2
JAN: I've tried everything I can and, well, nada.
WOLF: Oh. That's not a smartphone.
3
WOLF: It's a Texas Instruments scientific calculator.
JAN: Wait. What?
4
JAN: Oh boy, I feel like a luddite.
WOLF: Don't feel so bad. I've been using a computer so hopelessly out of date it's only classified as "80's Beige".
JAN: Can you help me with my smart phone, Wolf?
WOLF: What's wrong?
JAN: No one is receiving my texts.
2
JAN: I've tried everything I can and, well, nada.
WOLF: Oh. That's not a smartphone.
3
WOLF: It's a Texas Instruments scientific calculator.
JAN: Wait. What?
4
JAN: Oh boy, I feel like a luddite.
WOLF: Don't feel so bad. I've been using a computer so hopelessly out of date it's only classified as "80's Beige".
Ok, I just noticed someone sort of riffed on this already, but in my defence I only noticed that after I wrote this and pasted it in here
1
JAN: I can’t get a signal
WOLF: Is that surprising?
2
JAN: What do you mean? You’re online, aren’t you?
WOLF: Well, yes, but - look around you...
3
JAN: This is ridiculous! It doesn’t even have an OS!
WOLF: Be patient...
4
WOLF: ...it’s still the 90‘s.
----
(Actually if that thing on the shelf is a tape deck, replace that with 80's)
1
JAN: I can’t get a signal
WOLF: Is that surprising?
2
JAN: What do you mean? You’re online, aren’t you?
WOLF: Well, yes, but - look around you...
3
JAN: This is ridiculous! It doesn’t even have an OS!
WOLF: Be patient...
4
WOLF: ...it’s still the 90‘s.
----
(Actually if that thing on the shelf is a tape deck, replace that with 80's)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/34038213/
#1:
Jan: Can you believe they just reset the router?
Wolf: Yep
Jan: Tor even taped a paperclip to the side for ease of use! How is that even secure...
#2:
Jan: Wha... Why won't the router accept the password? Maybe I mistyped it, Let me try again...
#3:
Jan: Nope it definitely will not accept the password. Did you change it Wolf?
#4:
Wolf: I have to admit, taping a paperclip to the router was a great idea!
#1:
Jan: Can you believe they just reset the router?
Wolf: Yep
Jan: Tor even taped a paperclip to the side for ease of use! How is that even secure...
#2:
Jan: Wha... Why won't the router accept the password? Maybe I mistyped it, Let me try again...
#3:
Jan: Nope it definitely will not accept the password. Did you change it Wolf?
#4:
Wolf: I have to admit, taping a paperclip to the router was a great idea!
1
JAN: Hey, Wolf, can I get on your Wifi?
WOLF: Sure. Connect to WolfDen. Then open browser and accept terms.
2
JAN: Ahh, like most public WiFi.
WOLF: Yep
3
WOLF: Woah, what kind of terms and conditions are these?
4
JAN: Those are just the bark. The $12.95 per day is the real bite!
JAN: Hey, Wolf, can I get on your Wifi?
WOLF: Sure. Connect to WolfDen. Then open browser and accept terms.
2
JAN: Ahh, like most public WiFi.
WOLF: Yep
3
WOLF: Woah, what kind of terms and conditions are these?
4
JAN: Those are just the bark. The $12.95 per day is the real bite!
/* Fixed character references */
1
JAN: Hey, Wolf, is there another way for Tor to get on the Wifi?
WOLF: Sure. Tell him to connect to WolfDenPublic, open browser, and accept terms.
2
JAN: Ahh, like most public WiFi.
WOLF: Yep
3
WOLF: Woah, what kind of terms and conditions are these?
4
JAN: Those are just the bark. The $12.95 per day is the real bite!
1
JAN: Hey, Wolf, is there another way for Tor to get on the Wifi?
WOLF: Sure. Tell him to connect to WolfDenPublic, open browser, and accept terms.
2
JAN: Ahh, like most public WiFi.
WOLF: Yep
3
WOLF: Woah, what kind of terms and conditions are these?
4
JAN: Those are just the bark. The $12.95 per day is the real bite!
Jan: I don’t know why you thought I’d be a good judge of a gay comic.
Wolf: Never know until you try.
Jan: Woah… That escalated quick.
Wolf: We don’t waste time. Keep going.
Jan: My god! That’s…a lot of them. (I can’t stop looking…)_
Wolf: Oh, yeah, that was a difficult panel to illustrate. When you don’t have models, those poses get harder to draw.
Jan: This is actually...pretty good, Wolf.
Wolf: Yeah, I know. Your pants gave you away five minutes ago. (Score one more for conversion for the team!)
Wolf: Never know until you try.
Jan: Woah… That escalated quick.
Wolf: We don’t waste time. Keep going.
Jan: My god! That’s…a lot of them. (I can’t stop looking…)_
Wolf: Oh, yeah, that was a difficult panel to illustrate. When you don’t have models, those poses get harder to draw.
Jan: This is actually...pretty good, Wolf.
Wolf: Yeah, I know. Your pants gave you away five minutes ago. (Score one more for conversion for the team!)
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