Weirdo pick up lines
"Oh hi there lambchops.
I like your shirt a lot.
It really compliments your chubbiness.
Has anyone told you, you look good in red before? I think you would look even better in tinfoil.
You know, usually I roast vegans pretty harshly, but baby, I just want you medium rare.
I would love to have you over for dinner, ma petit navarin d'agneau."
Disclaimer, he's just doing this to scare the vegan guy away from the hotdog stand, I... think? that must be a gag shirt he bought only for occasions like this. This is just a little joke, don't lose your head over it. That's not some sick burn, just a gentle grilling
youtu.be/5rZX1JCPAXQ
Okay, so I thought this out and made it entirely yesterday, in hindsight it's pretty mean-spirited, lol. One of my recent pics caused some furry confusion, and I thought "hold on, hold my beer."
Do you mean to say a world can have no meat available to consumption, but somehow predator species are even viable?
You can turn an apparent obstacle into a whole world of potential storylines. Is it weird and confusing? sure, but why deny yourself this opportunity?
So yeah my world has feral animals in it. It's always been a contentious aspect of day to day life, but it's also vital to the ecosystem. I'm going a lot further than that, by the way, there's a planet where anthro cows existed; it got sold during a crisis by business sharks to wolves, and now they're literally cattle, and were dumbed through the centuries, down to a much more primitive, nearly nonsentient state. You think Beastars is thought-provoking? again, hold my beer. I'll go explore the mystery of what makes us sentient. It will be a magnificent graphic novel called Dim Sun And Blood Moon. It'll contain romance, warfare, detective work, politics bullshit, and even more bullshit.
Now I said Hold my Beer, but don't Hold your Breath. You would die.
Preview : youtu.be/mxzgwJ8tSE0
"Oh hi there lambchops.
I like your shirt a lot.
It really compliments your chubbiness.
Has anyone told you, you look good in red before? I think you would look even better in tinfoil.
You know, usually I roast vegans pretty harshly, but baby, I just want you medium rare.
I would love to have you over for dinner, ma petit navarin d'agneau."
Disclaimer, he's just doing this to scare the vegan guy away from the hotdog stand, I... think? that must be a gag shirt he bought only for occasions like this. This is just a little joke, don't lose your head over it. That's not some sick burn, just a gentle grilling
youtu.be/5rZX1JCPAXQ
Okay, so I thought this out and made it entirely yesterday, in hindsight it's pretty mean-spirited, lol. One of my recent pics caused some furry confusion, and I thought "hold on, hold my beer."
Do you mean to say a world can have no meat available to consumption, but somehow predator species are even viable?
You can turn an apparent obstacle into a whole world of potential storylines. Is it weird and confusing? sure, but why deny yourself this opportunity?
So yeah my world has feral animals in it. It's always been a contentious aspect of day to day life, but it's also vital to the ecosystem. I'm going a lot further than that, by the way, there's a planet where anthro cows existed; it got sold during a crisis by business sharks to wolves, and now they're literally cattle, and were dumbed through the centuries, down to a much more primitive, nearly nonsentient state. You think Beastars is thought-provoking? again, hold my beer. I'll go explore the mystery of what makes us sentient. It will be a magnificent graphic novel called Dim Sun And Blood Moon. It'll contain romance, warfare, detective work, politics bullshit, and even more bullshit.
Now I said Hold my Beer, but don't Hold your Breath. You would die.
Preview : youtu.be/mxzgwJ8tSE0
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