Greetings, hunters!
We have now arrived at today's exhibition! With the great success of Dragon Safari, operations have continued to expand, and the number of hunters engaging our services continues to increase! To meet new demand, our roster of fine, hardworking beasts has expanded as well.
Here in front of you is one of those additions, the B Team; one subterranean naga... thing and his gold dragon partner! Unlike the winged dragons of A Team, these two large boys trek on-foot to the location of your desired monsters. It's true, their lack of flight means missions will take longer compared to some of the other teams, but they more than make up for it with their immense capacity! Just feast your eyes upon their feasting! The naga's area-long lenghts of coil pulls monters deep within, packing them one after the other, and the drake's great grey gut would makes Zamtrios bashful with it's extreme levels of bloat. Here they are, working very hard for you, the customer!
As you can see, these two ar- uh, they're doing just fine! Don't you worry, that heavy breathing is just from all the hard work they put in, uh, and their gasping.. that's just a breathing technique we teach them! Yes the armor is supposed to pop off like that, its uhhh modular. YES. MODULAR. Yes they CAN get up they are just BUSY PLANNING for their NEXT HUNT. No they are NOT OBESE it is just EXTRA NATURAL ARMOR.
AhEManyway lets get take a break from questions and watch the highly effective B-Team at work!
New Features:
-Both beasts boast extreme stomach capacity, capable of holding and digesting a plethora of monsters of near any size. Their bellies are an order of magnitude more blubberous than a Jhen Mohran, and will muffle the sound of any protests, whether fiery, electric, or meteoric in nature.
-They are completely autonomous. The team is sent with a copy of your order, so a monster is never missed! It is recommended hunters stay out of their deployment zone, and there have been instances of hunters flattened by employees in-pursuit of a target. Feel free to chat them up between missions, or even chat up your orders within, though they tend to mostly roar. And yes, we know the brown one has no eyes, don't worry, the gold one keeps track of the order chart.
-Live capture. Yes! These two are fully capable of holding monsters within without breaking them down. If you require a live specimen, these two will oblige! Note: As the drake does not have separate stomachs, if a mission requires both live and digested targets, he may employ 'other' means of containing a live specimen- there will be an extra charge for retrieval in this case.
-Some hunters report that sleeping on a full beast's active stomach helps sleep posture and alleviates soreness and promotes deep, restful sleep; and napping on resting beasts is allowed for a small fee! And if those long days out on the hunt have you feeling lonely, members of B Team can be hired as personal snuggle buddies at-home or at-camp!
-The beasts enjoy their work and are... well, they're not the most work-motivated. More food-motivated. So they might end up snapping up a few unintended monsters, but in those cases, you take home the extra materials!
Beasts Shown:
Lithic (Regular customers have come to know him as Bla), brown, metal type naga.
-A trailblazer, the massive length this naga sports is matched by its girth, powerful muscles tear obstacles asunder as it slithers, whether desert or jungle.
-No sight, but incredibly tuned sense of touch, can sense tremors and movement through the earth. Excellent for tracking burrowing monsters. He's been witnessed having gulped a Diablos by opening his maw above the sand as it erupted!
-Has unmatched capacity, his massive coils can compress and store a crowd of monsters, and his movement is unhindered (until he gets to this point...) And has a separate stomach in his torso to separate live and digest captures.
-Tough, armored exterior, can shrug off all kinds of attacks. Great combat ability, aided also by the strength of his coil and his burrowing capability. Great for monsters on the larger end, as his coils can wrap and entrap even the largest of monsters.
-Can't see! If he mistakenly eats the wrong target, hey, that's free materials for you!
-Quite handy around the base, spends quite a bit of time rubbing the full bellies of the other teams... quite obsessed really. But it saves time for the customer!
-Seems to have made a goal of being 'thicc'. Goes for monsters with the most caloric content. Prefers monsters such as Dodogma, G. Jagras, and Bazelgeuse.
-Current Order: 1x Rathalos, 1x G. Jagras, 12x Jagras, 1x Anjanath, 3x Aptonoth, 1x Kushala Daora
Ruth, gold, wide type drake.
-Hefty, very wide build. Massive lower body and tail gives him weight advantage in any close combat confrontation. Excels against more wild, erratic opponents he can grapple and trap under his weight.
-Immense backside and legs allows him to carry hefty loads with little trouble. Can work his belly with his powerful thighs to break down monsters more quickly!
-Very expandable underside, while he doesn't match the pure size of his comrade's coils, he makes up for it with pure stretchability! (Because of this, we recommended hunters keep a safe distance of at least 20 feet to evade any bites or swipes that erupt from his midsection.)
-Poison, venom, and plague rolls right off his beautiful gilded hide.
-Obsessed with what he refers to as 'waifus' so there's a high chance you'll end up with Rathian, or rarely Kulve, parts mixed in with your order.
-Prefers monsters that put up the most fight inside of him. Tigrex and Odogaron are particular favorites.
-Current Order: 1x DevilJho, 1x Rathian, 1x Tigrex, 1x Kula-Ya-Ku, 1x Tzitzi-Ya-Ku
Looks like they're just about done here. Since they were kind enough to rendezvous here with us for the sake of the exhibition, please take a moment to meet and talk with them. Additionally, they will be holding a workshop for prospective employees this evening back at camp.
bladude53 and I had been meaning to go halfsies on a commission for a long time and finally got around to it. So we got this really, really nice piece from the talented
faudka Go check them out.
We thought
Gramzon_The_Dragon and
amnesiaaisenma were making too much zenny without us, so this is kind of a parody of an image of theirs linked below.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/32370691/
And yeah, I've been very absent, and will continue to be save for the occasional upload like this.
We have now arrived at today's exhibition! With the great success of Dragon Safari, operations have continued to expand, and the number of hunters engaging our services continues to increase! To meet new demand, our roster of fine, hardworking beasts has expanded as well.
Here in front of you is one of those additions, the B Team; one subterranean naga... thing and his gold dragon partner! Unlike the winged dragons of A Team, these two large boys trek on-foot to the location of your desired monsters. It's true, their lack of flight means missions will take longer compared to some of the other teams, but they more than make up for it with their immense capacity! Just feast your eyes upon their feasting! The naga's area-long lenghts of coil pulls monters deep within, packing them one after the other, and the drake's great grey gut would makes Zamtrios bashful with it's extreme levels of bloat. Here they are, working very hard for you, the customer!
As you can see, these two ar- uh, they're doing just fine! Don't you worry, that heavy breathing is just from all the hard work they put in, uh, and their gasping.. that's just a breathing technique we teach them! Yes the armor is supposed to pop off like that, its uhhh modular. YES. MODULAR. Yes they CAN get up they are just BUSY PLANNING for their NEXT HUNT. No they are NOT OBESE it is just EXTRA NATURAL ARMOR.
AhEManyway lets get take a break from questions and watch the highly effective B-Team at work!
New Features:
-Both beasts boast extreme stomach capacity, capable of holding and digesting a plethora of monsters of near any size. Their bellies are an order of magnitude more blubberous than a Jhen Mohran, and will muffle the sound of any protests, whether fiery, electric, or meteoric in nature.
-They are completely autonomous. The team is sent with a copy of your order, so a monster is never missed! It is recommended hunters stay out of their deployment zone, and there have been instances of hunters flattened by employees in-pursuit of a target. Feel free to chat them up between missions, or even chat up your orders within, though they tend to mostly roar. And yes, we know the brown one has no eyes, don't worry, the gold one keeps track of the order chart.
-Live capture. Yes! These two are fully capable of holding monsters within without breaking them down. If you require a live specimen, these two will oblige! Note: As the drake does not have separate stomachs, if a mission requires both live and digested targets, he may employ 'other' means of containing a live specimen- there will be an extra charge for retrieval in this case.
-Some hunters report that sleeping on a full beast's active stomach helps sleep posture and alleviates soreness and promotes deep, restful sleep; and napping on resting beasts is allowed for a small fee! And if those long days out on the hunt have you feeling lonely, members of B Team can be hired as personal snuggle buddies at-home or at-camp!
-The beasts enjoy their work and are... well, they're not the most work-motivated. More food-motivated. So they might end up snapping up a few unintended monsters, but in those cases, you take home the extra materials!
Beasts Shown:
Lithic (Regular customers have come to know him as Bla), brown, metal type naga.
-A trailblazer, the massive length this naga sports is matched by its girth, powerful muscles tear obstacles asunder as it slithers, whether desert or jungle.
-No sight, but incredibly tuned sense of touch, can sense tremors and movement through the earth. Excellent for tracking burrowing monsters. He's been witnessed having gulped a Diablos by opening his maw above the sand as it erupted!
-Has unmatched capacity, his massive coils can compress and store a crowd of monsters, and his movement is unhindered (until he gets to this point...) And has a separate stomach in his torso to separate live and digest captures.
-Tough, armored exterior, can shrug off all kinds of attacks. Great combat ability, aided also by the strength of his coil and his burrowing capability. Great for monsters on the larger end, as his coils can wrap and entrap even the largest of monsters.
-Can't see! If he mistakenly eats the wrong target, hey, that's free materials for you!
-Quite handy around the base, spends quite a bit of time rubbing the full bellies of the other teams... quite obsessed really. But it saves time for the customer!
-Seems to have made a goal of being 'thicc'. Goes for monsters with the most caloric content. Prefers monsters such as Dodogma, G. Jagras, and Bazelgeuse.
-Current Order: 1x Rathalos, 1x G. Jagras, 12x Jagras, 1x Anjanath, 3x Aptonoth, 1x Kushala Daora
Ruth, gold, wide type drake.
-Hefty, very wide build. Massive lower body and tail gives him weight advantage in any close combat confrontation. Excels against more wild, erratic opponents he can grapple and trap under his weight.
-Immense backside and legs allows him to carry hefty loads with little trouble. Can work his belly with his powerful thighs to break down monsters more quickly!
-Very expandable underside, while he doesn't match the pure size of his comrade's coils, he makes up for it with pure stretchability! (Because of this, we recommended hunters keep a safe distance of at least 20 feet to evade any bites or swipes that erupt from his midsection.)
-Poison, venom, and plague rolls right off his beautiful gilded hide.
-Obsessed with what he refers to as 'waifus' so there's a high chance you'll end up with Rathian, or rarely Kulve, parts mixed in with your order.
-Prefers monsters that put up the most fight inside of him. Tigrex and Odogaron are particular favorites.
-Current Order: 1x DevilJho, 1x Rathian, 1x Tigrex, 1x Kula-Ya-Ku, 1x Tzitzi-Ya-Ku
Looks like they're just about done here. Since they were kind enough to rendezvous here with us for the sake of the exhibition, please take a moment to meet and talk with them. Additionally, they will be holding a workshop for prospective employees this evening back at camp.
bladude53 and I had been meaning to go halfsies on a commission for a long time and finally got around to it. So we got this really, really nice piece from the talented
faudka Go check them out.We thought
Gramzon_The_Dragon and
amnesiaaisenma were making too much zenny without us, so this is kind of a parody of an image of theirs linked below. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/32370691/
And yeah, I've been very absent, and will continue to be save for the occasional upload like this.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Vore
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 2500 x 1891px
File Size 3.7 MB
"Dragon Safari has received numerous letters about this "Slob Safari" and our representative had this to share:
Dragon Safari is not actually affiliated with Slob Safari, nor Tailraider Safari from the research base. Separate accounts are required for EACH service! And as mentioned, Zenny is required for the former two, RP for the latter-most!
Some loyal customers have expressed a concern that we do not accept capture quests at DS, and would remind you that we are working on this front. We have attempted to get our dragons to do live captures but they are rather stubborn and get upset if we try to separate them from their unprocessed marks. If you will be patient, we are shifting focus to acquiring a dedicated capture team, which is predicted to have a faster completion time than any team before from any of the current companies!
We also promise a higher standard for beast health and fitness, with dedicated exercise programs to keep our beasts between lithe and mildly fat for their health.
Finally, we will be having a sale over the next few weeks, for no particular reason."
I thought this seemed like a familiar format, and I'm dying laughing.
Dragon Safari is not actually affiliated with Slob Safari, nor Tailraider Safari from the research base. Separate accounts are required for EACH service! And as mentioned, Zenny is required for the former two, RP for the latter-most!
Some loyal customers have expressed a concern that we do not accept capture quests at DS, and would remind you that we are working on this front. We have attempted to get our dragons to do live captures but they are rather stubborn and get upset if we try to separate them from their unprocessed marks. If you will be patient, we are shifting focus to acquiring a dedicated capture team, which is predicted to have a faster completion time than any team before from any of the current companies!
We also promise a higher standard for beast health and fitness, with dedicated exercise programs to keep our beasts between lithe and mildly fat for their health.
Finally, we will be having a sale over the next few weeks, for no particular reason."
I thought this seemed like a familiar format, and I'm dying laughing.
Ok so judging by tye many monsters that seem to be from monster hunter it seems that you like those games a lot, now you see I’ve never played one of those games. I was wondering if you could help me by making a list or at least telling me your favorite games or something in the series...
That is if you see this.
That is if you see this.
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