(due to Martin starting with the same letter as Monster, I'm gonna pretend his name is Jeff (j))

L: Anyway, there was that flying around...
M: oh f...HOLY COW! THE SIZE OF THIS BEAST!!!

L: yea imagine the size of the feces it must be feeding on...yuck!
M: speaking more poetically, I think I'm seeing smoke over there!

M: Stop with the fly would you? Don't be a scaredy-cat! We'll see about it later, I'll check if there's anybody there...

M: Er... anyone's here? Apologies but we're a bit lost and...

J: Mmh yea! watcha want here sir?

L: Damn you serious? He won't eat you you know!
M: no I dunno!

L: Well eh sorry! he's a bit shy, let me explain what's happening if you don't mind but to sum it up...