You may remember the ape wearing orange jeans and a boss chain.
This is Chance, just older. In his younger days he worked odd jobs in construction and landscaping. Sold a little dope in his day. Turned around after serving two tours in the military. Now, he works in a lumber mill, loves to pass a lot of time in the yard, tending to his gardens and flowerbeds. A pretty relaxed guy with a beefy dad bod. Definitely watches football, drinks beer and smokes his cigars. Sounds like Sam Elliott. The sense of a wise man, the wit of a soldier, the humor of a cop. A gentle mountain to all but will whoop your whole ass if you get out of line.
He’s pissed in this bust shot but mostly he’s actually the opposite.
Smells like pine.
This is Chance, just older. In his younger days he worked odd jobs in construction and landscaping. Sold a little dope in his day. Turned around after serving two tours in the military. Now, he works in a lumber mill, loves to pass a lot of time in the yard, tending to his gardens and flowerbeds. A pretty relaxed guy with a beefy dad bod. Definitely watches football, drinks beer and smokes his cigars. Sounds like Sam Elliott. The sense of a wise man, the wit of a soldier, the humor of a cop. A gentle mountain to all but will whoop your whole ass if you get out of line.
He’s pissed in this bust shot but mostly he’s actually the opposite.
Smells like pine.
Category Artwork (Digital) / All
Species Primate (Other)
Size 1280 x 791px
File Size 110.5 kB
So he's a humanzee or just a chimp anthro? "Chimp human" hybrid seems a little lexically ambiguous.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee
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