(Yes, I know this is ridiculous. But I love it :) Welcome to my head. Also, many thanks to my buddy mac10480 for helping me think up these ideas)

It's Diapera! Yes, a giant squirrel made entirely of poofy plastic diaper material. Her entire body is wrapped in one giant diaper, with a big diaper bonnet to boot. Her tail is a giant poofball of a diaper, and if she baps you with it, it'll release a cloud of baby powder that makes you feel dazed with a giddy kinda euphoric feeling.

She's a loving squirrel, and lives to grab people and gobble them down into her belly, where they can pop their head up out of the top of the diaper, like a joey in a kangaroo's pouch. While being cuddled and doted on by Diapera, a tube attaches to their belly button and begins to form a big crinkly diaper around their belly. She can either let them out and keep them around and happy diapered pets, or keep them in her pouch and let it inflate them into poofy diaper squirrel daughters.