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Queen Tyr'ahnee was sitting on her throne, drinking a purple drink, relaxing as some of her martian servants were fanning her with big leaves, and some others were rubbing her big feet, which slightly stunk from all the walking she had done today. She was tired and needed a break, but luckily, she knew being the queen of Mars had its advantages, especially since so many people, men especially, wanted to rub her feet after she felt tired. She embraced the fact lots of the men from her planet loved her feet, and she even "pretended" to turn a blind eye whenever anyone who was tasked to rub her feet decided to take a risky smell or a taste. She LOVED it all, and there was nothing on this day to ruin it. that is, until the door slammed open, and Marvin the Martian, her best strategist to conquer Earth, walked in, covered in ash, his outfit and helmet completely broken and battered, his dog K-9 beside him. Queen Tyr'ahnee sighed, and snapped her fingers, a servant sitting on his knees in front of her, facing Marvin, and she put her right foot on the servants head, putting her left foot over her other, using the servant as a foot rest. "What happened this time to cause you failure, Marvin?" Marvin took off his broken helmet, kneeling down to her. "My queen, I was foiled again by the dastardly rabbit. If I could just ha---" She interrupted him by putting up her hand. "I have had enough of your plans being ruined. Take some time to think of an actual working strategy. And YOU, please rub." The servant that had her feet on his head nodded and started rubbing them. "Now leave, Marvin." Marvin went to say something, but he sighed, walking away. K-9 walked over to the Queen, and he stood on his hind legs, putting his front legs on the arm of her throne, and gave a gentle lick to her cheek, making her smile, which you could still tell, even if she didn't have a mouth. "Oh K-9. You always know how to make me happy. Come. Let's spend the day relaxing at the park."

Tyr'ahnee and K-9 walked across the slightly dusty red road, heading to a large patch of soft green grass in a big park, which had been stolen by the martians to experience the "Relaxation and bringing togetherness" that the Earthlings have said parks bring. The park was about the size of a football field, and had some small ponds and trees and flowers, to which how they survived on Mars, no one knows, but no one really cared. It was still a happy place, and the Earthlings were right. Queen Tyr'ahnee walked up to the edge of where the park began, and she took off her heels, carrying them in her hand as she walked onto the grass in bare feet, sighing in relief as the grass felt great against them. She walked around with K-9, sniffing flowers, saying hello to people, sitting by the pond and putting her feet in the water. It was a glorious day. Eventually, Queen Tyr'ahnee went over to a tree, and sat down against it, stretching her legs out, spreading her toes and stretching her arms. "Aaah~ this was a nice idea for relaxation. I don't know how it could get any better." She put her arms behind her back and relaxed, closing her eyes. K-9 was chewing on a bone she had given him when his nose picked up a scent. He looked at the camera, holding up a sign saying "Something's Stinkyyy." (I bet Wil E. Coyote's gonna ruff him for stealing his running gag.) He sniffed around the tree, searching for it, until he came back to the queen, sniffing at her slender, long, partially sweaty and smelly soles. The green dog was smarter than he looked, and he knew the Queen loved having her feet pampered, but never felt a tongue worship her, since everyone on Mars had no mouth. But K-9 did, and he wanted to help his queen, so he started to lick away at her feet gently. Queen Tyr'ahnee woke up soundly with a giggle, looking at the green dog. "Silly dog~" was all she said, as she smiled and watched the dog continue his feet licking.

Queen Tyr'ahnee was loving this too much. She was now laying on her stomach as K-9 was laying on her back gently, his maw and nose were touching her soles, still licking her feet, a light blush grew on her face as she sighed in relief and giggled. She was ticklish on her feet, but she didn't mind it at all with K-9. K-9 continued the worshiping on her soles, licking up and down the length of both of her slender soles, which the Queen loved the feeling of more than anything. K-9 then moved his nose to her toes, sniffing curiously at the wiggling digits, getting the best stink, the Queen giggling with the rushing of air going between her toes. "This dog is the best worshiper Ive ever had~ better than any servant I ever had." The dog then stuck out his tongue and started swishing it between her toes lightly, making the Queen giggle a little louder, since she was more ticklish there. But she wanted him to go back to licking her soles, since she liked that more, and so the dog obeyed her command, lapping at her soles again. Queen Tyr'ahnee didn't want to leave, but it was actually getting late. "K-9, off." she said, and K-9 got off her back, and walked over to her, giving her a lick on the cheek again, to which the Queen smiled, returning with some pets. they made their way back to the castle, where the Queen sat on her throne again, putting her feet up on a normal foot rest, Some of her servants walked in. "My Queen, would you like me to clean your feet and help heal them?" She rolled her eyes. "Leave, all of you. I wish to be alone with my new little friend." The servants all looked at each other and shrugged, walking away. she turned on the big TV in her throne room, which featured a lot of TV channels and shows from Earth, and she sighed in relaxation, sinking into her throne as K-9 started licking her soles again, which were still a little smelly. "Aah~ It's good to be the queen." she said, and from the window, Marvin, now in fixed clothes, watched as his dog was serving his queen in a way he wished he could do. "Cursed lucky dog." he complained.

Queen Tyr'ahnee ,K-9, and Marvin © Warner Bros.