Yes... A gnoll.
Saw one of these at
gideon's table at FC 2010 I thought it was really badass. he told me I could pick one up at Toys R Us. When I got home I called all my local Toys R Us and none of them had the gnoll, only one even had the premium action figures to begin with.
It's really nice quality, I think it weighs something like a full pound, maybe a little more.
"But travis, those WoW action figures are rare, why did you take it out of the package?!" Well, because the packaging was kinda "meh" and to be honest, something this cool in my opinion shouldn't be just kept in the package. I wanted to take it out and see it, put the weapons on it and stuff like that.
All my dragon friends have dragon statues just about everywhere. Now I finally have something like that of my own.
Screw antivirus or bitlocker...if someone tries to get my data, my attack gnoll will just rape them, then kill them. You know, because my gnoll is protecting all my hyena porn I have on this computer. Precious data that is.
No, I don't play WoW and no, I don't play DnD. I just think gnolls are fucking badass, not to mention sexy.
You can pick one of these up (maybe) at your local Toys R Us, I ordered mine online from their website.
Saw one of these at
gideon's table at FC 2010 I thought it was really badass. he told me I could pick one up at Toys R Us. When I got home I called all my local Toys R Us and none of them had the gnoll, only one even had the premium action figures to begin with. It's really nice quality, I think it weighs something like a full pound, maybe a little more.
"But travis, those WoW action figures are rare, why did you take it out of the package?!" Well, because the packaging was kinda "meh" and to be honest, something this cool in my opinion shouldn't be just kept in the package. I wanted to take it out and see it, put the weapons on it and stuff like that.
All my dragon friends have dragon statues just about everywhere. Now I finally have something like that of my own.
Screw antivirus or bitlocker...if someone tries to get my data, my attack gnoll will just rape them, then kill them. You know, because my gnoll is protecting all my hyena porn I have on this computer. Precious data that is.
No, I don't play WoW and no, I don't play DnD. I just think gnolls are fucking badass, not to mention sexy.
You can pick one of these up (maybe) at your local Toys R Us, I ordered mine online from their website.
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Ok I'll explain. Instances are dungeons with harder to deal with enemies and require a group to "clear" the Instance. These are set in to two groups.
Normal Instance - Mobs are all Elites but are set at a certain level, intended for leveling up characters and grabbing new gear.
Heroic Instance - For those who have already reached their max level and are looking for the next best gear.
Then there are Raiding Instances.
Raiding Instances are similar to Normal and Heroic Instances, except they require 10 or 25 people and can be set to Normal or Heroic Mode. Raiding also requires that you're a certain level for the instance, understanding your class and how raid mechanics work.
Then there's Hogger (similar to the figurine you've got). Sometimes just for fun, a bunch of people will make LV1 alternate characters (or "Alts" for short) just to go raid Hogger. It's quite amusing to watch because everyone is only LV1 (or LV2 by the time you get there) and they only have very minimal abilities to use. By the end there's generally a pile of dead bodies all over the place with one dead Hogger on top.
Because of this, people want to see Hogger get his revenge by having a Raiding Instance. No one knows what kind of deadly powers he'll have but we know it can't be good, especially if his something like an Epic-Boss (aka LV500+). XD
Normal Instance - Mobs are all Elites but are set at a certain level, intended for leveling up characters and grabbing new gear.
Heroic Instance - For those who have already reached their max level and are looking for the next best gear.
Then there are Raiding Instances.
Raiding Instances are similar to Normal and Heroic Instances, except they require 10 or 25 people and can be set to Normal or Heroic Mode. Raiding also requires that you're a certain level for the instance, understanding your class and how raid mechanics work.
Then there's Hogger (similar to the figurine you've got). Sometimes just for fun, a bunch of people will make LV1 alternate characters (or "Alts" for short) just to go raid Hogger. It's quite amusing to watch because everyone is only LV1 (or LV2 by the time you get there) and they only have very minimal abilities to use. By the end there's generally a pile of dead bodies all over the place with one dead Hogger on top.
Because of this, people want to see Hogger get his revenge by having a Raiding Instance. No one knows what kind of deadly powers he'll have but we know it can't be good, especially if his something like an Epic-Boss (aka LV500+). XD
Amen to that. I modded my Baldur's Gate game so I could play as a gnoll character, according to AD&D monstrous humanoid rules. And before that, I played the game through without killing any gnolls at all - I charmed them, put them to sleep or just sneaked past them. Good challenge, and well, they are chaotic neutrals so it's not like I leave evil there unchecked.
i know u dont play WoW but i do...lol so i thought that this might be handy... http://us.blizzard.com/store/detail.....?id=1100000524
and there are all kinds of badass gnolls that have names too, like Hogger :D
and there are all kinds of badass gnolls that have names too, like Hogger :D
Oh, I considered a lot about getting this toy myself, gnolls being my all-time favourite monsters. But... the WOW gnolls are, just like everything in WOW, exaggerated. Like the Trolls with the ridiculously large tusks... WOW Gnolls have these overdone hunchbacks and cartoony-looking head. So I skipped it.
Sadly, the other gnoll action figure out there, that of the Everquest gnolls, looks great but looks nothing like a gnoll at all - it's a wolfman, and even one without a tail.
I like D&D's gnoll miniatures, but those are very small and not poseable. It'd have been great if Stan Winston's Realm of the Claw would have continued - we might have seen non-feline furry toys there as well.
Sadly, the other gnoll action figure out there, that of the Everquest gnolls, looks great but looks nothing like a gnoll at all - it's a wolfman, and even one without a tail.
I like D&D's gnoll miniatures, but those are very small and not poseable. It'd have been great if Stan Winston's Realm of the Claw would have continued - we might have seen non-feline furry toys there as well.
Well apparently according to my friend, I think there is an insanely rare amount of the Realm Of the Claw things, and I think he said there was a gnoll figurine though the interesting part about it is how detailed they are. I'd love it if there were more figurines and things like that out there of gnolls, I know I plan to sculpt some of my own someday or something like that. Just for now doing to have to do with the WoW one. it looks pretty boss on my bookshelf.
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