*mixes Sam a Tequila sunrise*

Good choice!

lol I don't drink, and by extension my alter ego doesn't either... so I know nothing about fancy drinks. XD

That's ok XD

Absolute cleavage o3o

Just like the vodka she likes XD

Slippery nipple?
Buttery nipple?

She'll accept one, but it needs more color! XD

Sam's too cute

THanks!

You're welcome ^^

Hun, there's drinks called "Slippery Nipple"

Yeah, but they don't look fruity or colorful enough for her XD

Hrmm..soo, I wouldn't be over stepping my boundaries offering a "Galaxy" cocktail then

It certainly looks colorful! Hopefully it passes the fuityness test! XD

Depending on your mood, it can and does. In the mood for tropical? Banana/Strawberry/orange
Feeling more foresty? Kiwi, Grapes, and Lime, Feeling a lady of the night? Cherry, red wine and lemon.
The fruit combo's are what ever you desire..or in this case. What ever Sam desires. Just the trick is getting the sweetness balance just right

Sex on the beach is my fav drink tbh.

That's fine! She's just heard the joke one too many times from guys trying to hit on her XD

Those are pretty looking drinks. And I agree with the joke part, it's low hanging fruit.

Thanks!

Is she up for a Rainbow Party?

You bet!

Classy

Thanks!

Who thought i'd be a good idea to name a drink about lewds on some sand?

One of the working theories seems to be a bartender in Florida. So, yeah...

If you like pina colada!

She doesn't like getting caught in the rain though! XD

What about making love at midnight?

I definitely would not mind going out to dinner with her but I suspect she'd have absolutely no interest in a Wolf when it comes to kernel activity given some of the characters she's apparently gotten vertical with I don't think I'd even cross her radar.

Well, if your personality gels well with her she's not gonna make any complaints about size and such. Just like Jake over here:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/33356847/

that particular picture made me smile. In reality though most women don't get that . At least from my experience. I'm 5 foot seven and you'd be surprised how few women get to know me over the years. Most people don't know me long enough to see what kind of personality there is and if something I've kind of noticed a lot over the years maybe it's a common trait of people. Was kind a refreshing to see a character make statements like that. Mostly it only exists in fiction but it's still nice.not for the record bin in a position to find out what I really capable of and unfortunately I'm getting up there at 41.i do have some good points though. Personality I can't really speak for though doesn't probably help for the fact that most of the people who seem to enjoy my presence are broken in some way or just completely unstable. Most of what would be considered normal people don't really like my company very much just something about me seems to bother him never like they actually explain it

fancy a pearl diver?

I think she would fancy one, yes XD

tiki drinks tend to just be good

The colors amidst the black and white stuff are mesmerizing, congrats =)

Thanks a lot!

Not very colorful, but may taste good: Have a "Screaming Orgasm"!

Doesn't seem fruity enough either XD

If it's name does what it means tho', it could be the best drink ever!

I'll have the nothing, because I'm on SSIDs.

What about a "slow bang against the wall?"

That could be arranged XD

its a drink.

Strawberry sunrise coming up then!!!

Those are my favorite kind of drinks as well...

I have a sweet tooth =P