Dr. Disaster Destruction Device - Free DnD Adventure
The adventure is finally HERE!
A FREE simple Adventure for a group of level 3 players to be used on Digital Tabletops (like Roll20).
Includes tokens, maps, animated assets and new items and mosters.
This is my first time writing an adventure so dont expect anything great, but I can make sure that it will look fancy.
Let me know if you have any feedback.
Thanks everyone for your support and I have you have fun with this thing.
You can get it in here
https://www.patreon.com/posts/dr-disaster-30865954
A FREE simple Adventure for a group of level 3 players to be used on Digital Tabletops (like Roll20).
Includes tokens, maps, animated assets and new items and mosters.
This is my first time writing an adventure so dont expect anything great, but I can make sure that it will look fancy.
Let me know if you have any feedback.
Thanks everyone for your support and I have you have fun with this thing.
You can get it in here
https://www.patreon.com/posts/dr-disaster-30865954
Category All / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 600 x 600px
File Size 1.01 MB
Listed in Folders
if my dm rolled the correct things and everything happend how it was suposed to happend here is what happend, (first of all i forgot that the sesión was sooner so i didnt prepared properly my carácter with spells so i was like fuck it , im gonna grab the basic wizard and roll with it, what i love to pick is kobold inventor so i basically went there with just my tools and no backpack. you know a normal kobold inventor in a normal day , i would do stuff as it goes, im an inventor i should just need my tools and my mind right? also if there are kobolds involved it goes against my moral code to kill them , i dislike when people kill kobolds , when a player does that it usually ends up on picking my bad side. idk why but it actually feels bad irl but anyways continuing)
1- we got contracted to find the cake, two kobolds and a helper on the job, so i was like hey lets go to the kitchen(because i needed a weapon, i just got a dagger that i intended to make a trap with) so we go there and i ask "what is in the kitchen?, is there a blower?" so the dm sayd yea there is a blower and some kitchen ingredients like flour and stuff like that, so i was like nice, there should be sugar here. my mind was like "pee the hay and blow stuff away" but it was a one shot so i was like fuck it im gonna make a flour flamethrower, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-tD2bfj3Is (barrel+blower+candle or igniter+ tube in the end) so i grab a barrel and when i was about to cut it to make a small tank for the flour we find a kobold sleeping inside "ooooh!" he explains all that happend and we just follow him…. i make my flamethrower <3
2- we find the guys and a guy with a coat saying "yeaah … uuuh we are never gonna give the pie back" so i was telling to my kobold friend "dude like we should leave them the pie, kobold life is tough and they may just be hungry" and my friend was like "uuuugh yea we should give the pie back and take the 200 gold for it and bring food to kobolds" so we promised Good stuff and we passed through the first room, some traps tryed to prank us but we got the Rolls like Jagger and i picked up the caltrops , again my mind was like "pee the hay and blow stuff away……. mmmmmmh potasium nitrate ...mmmmmmmmmm" so we continued
3- the kobold in the desk was like "you cant see the doctor , he is too bussy" and some way or another that i dont remember we made him tell us "im the son of the doctor" …. it insta blewed my fkin mind all of me screamed "grab the lil fukr and throw him at his dad.....THROW HIM AT HIS DAD BEAT THE FUK OUT OF HIM WITH HIS SON!!!" the main plan was to throw the boe to the dad and grab him by the tail and use him as a weapon against his dad......best idea ever!!!, i droped my flamethrower and grabbed the lil fukr and stole him away, the other kobolds tryed to catch me but they were like "we dont get payed enough" so they stopped chasing me and we reached the other room
1- we got contracted to find the cake, two kobolds and a helper on the job, so i was like hey lets go to the kitchen(because i needed a weapon, i just got a dagger that i intended to make a trap with) so we go there and i ask "what is in the kitchen?, is there a blower?" so the dm sayd yea there is a blower and some kitchen ingredients like flour and stuff like that, so i was like nice, there should be sugar here. my mind was like "pee the hay and blow stuff away" but it was a one shot so i was like fuck it im gonna make a flour flamethrower, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-tD2bfj3Is (barrel+blower+candle or igniter+ tube in the end) so i grab a barrel and when i was about to cut it to make a small tank for the flour we find a kobold sleeping inside "ooooh!" he explains all that happend and we just follow him…. i make my flamethrower <3
2- we find the guys and a guy with a coat saying "yeaah … uuuh we are never gonna give the pie back" so i was telling to my kobold friend "dude like we should leave them the pie, kobold life is tough and they may just be hungry" and my friend was like "uuuugh yea we should give the pie back and take the 200 gold for it and bring food to kobolds" so we promised Good stuff and we passed through the first room, some traps tryed to prank us but we got the Rolls like Jagger and i picked up the caltrops , again my mind was like "pee the hay and blow stuff away……. mmmmmmh potasium nitrate ...mmmmmmmmmm" so we continued
3- the kobold in the desk was like "you cant see the doctor , he is too bussy" and some way or another that i dont remember we made him tell us "im the son of the doctor" …. it insta blewed my fkin mind all of me screamed "grab the lil fukr and throw him at his dad.....THROW HIM AT HIS DAD BEAT THE FUK OUT OF HIM WITH HIS SON!!!" the main plan was to throw the boe to the dad and grab him by the tail and use him as a weapon against his dad......best idea ever!!!, i droped my flamethrower and grabbed the lil fukr and stole him away, the other kobolds tryed to catch me but they were like "we dont get payed enough" so they stopped chasing me and we reached the other room
4- there was a lot of cages and we were like "duuuuuuuuuuudes where is the key" my friend and the assistants talked for some time, for me the conv was like "blablá blablablá blablablá danger!! blablablá blablablá sugar Candy blablablabla" …. wait ….. SUGAR CANDY!!! so i throwed myself at the Candy and one was poisonous or idk what but i rolled a nat 20, it didnt did shiiiiiiiiii so i tasted it all and it was Good then again "blablablá bla bla bla slime tastes like bla bla bla it tastes like apple" …… i gotta eat it……….I GOTTA EAT IT "OPEN THE CAGES IM GONNA EAT THAT FUKRRRR" so my friend panicked along with the scientist "its acid , you Will melt your mouth if you eat it" it took me like two seconds before running back to the kitchen and bringing a bottle of baking soda, then i standed in front of the slime door "OPEN IIIIIIT IM GONNA FUCKEN EAAAT IIIIIT!!!!" they open the doors and my friend is like ".... you could have opened one by one" so we roll for initiative, ……. i got last…. :( so one of the slimes attacked me -5 hp but it was the Price for some Delicious apple taste right, the kobold helped swinged and missed ,he crouched and was like "why are we still here , are we here to suffer!" and it finally was my turn >:D, i shoved the baking soda inside the slime , rubbed my hands and TOOK A BITE OF THE SLIMEE!!!! ………...DM: 2d6 acid damage …… kobold regrets everything ;-; …. so i ran to the other room and bringed rainforcements and we defated the slimes wooooooo……. i picked up the boi back and we moved to the other room
5- BOOOOOSSS BATTTLEEEE we entered the room and the doctor was there, he got red eyes and it was the momento i was waiting for. i grabbed the son i ran up and YIP YAP YEET!!!! the boi flyed through the air , i rolled a 17 so he was going straight to his dad , [the camera focuses on medic excited to see the boi flying in the air towards his dad, the camera focuses on the boi crying as he flys through the air, the camera focuses in the doctor not giving a single shit] the doctor moves to the side and the boi hits the ground https://i.imgflip.com/1551wf.jpg he didnt catched his son ….. HE IS EEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!! at that point i knew there was no fucking around i tryed to grab my flamethrower but wait… i didnt got a backpack i forgot that i throwed my flamethrower to pick the boi , in that moment a voice came to my mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbiXfB7J5fw that man was wise as fuk , i didnt prepared my carácter... inventors are suposed to make stuff as they go, as i always say, we do what we can with what we have ….. but now that was just a hit with a White glove. i tryed to go back for my flamethrower but the doctor closed the door, then again "blablablalbalbalblalbalblabllbalblba its my son birthday and i wanted the pie for him" i felt like a complete dumb yeeting the boi, making him hit the ground and all of this on his birthday…. damn , i quickly ran up to him and hugged him, i was the shame of mah ppl. shame on my cow…. and then BAM!!! a huge ass robot with the doctor inside, just the Blade gave me the spoops , without a weapon i ran at one of the tables to find something to mcgiver the shi out of the situation, ….. rolled a 19, i found acid , a potion and achemy tools… just pices of a masterpice, my friend used vicious mockery on the doctor (the doctor Rolls a natural 1) "looooooooooool the prank of his life" so he ran to my friend. i ran at the other table and then i saw the doctor standing in front of the Hatch and my friend safe from falling inside it, he screamed "push the buttons" …. wait …. buttons … evil guy …. Hatch under him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi8Fv0AJA4 from 0:00-0:28 i roll for inteligence and 22 , the doctor falls on the pit, my friend comes back to where he table was and the doctor moves again and boom again on top of the Hatch, falls again on the acid pit and boom we defeated him like in the old super Nintendo games.
in the end it was like we, made a deal where we give the cake and we were gonna make a party with the money for the lil doctor´s son. so my friend spended 100 gold on party and i spended 100 gold buying things so i could buy the materials to make some TNT for the son, so we make the party and i tell the lil doctor "hey here , dont tell your dad, have fun with them ;D" and we got a cool party with food and cool things B)
5- BOOOOOSSS BATTTLEEEE we entered the room and the doctor was there, he got red eyes and it was the momento i was waiting for. i grabbed the son i ran up and YIP YAP YEET!!!! the boi flyed through the air , i rolled a 17 so he was going straight to his dad , [the camera focuses on medic excited to see the boi flying in the air towards his dad, the camera focuses on the boi crying as he flys through the air, the camera focuses in the doctor not giving a single shit] the doctor moves to the side and the boi hits the ground https://i.imgflip.com/1551wf.jpg he didnt catched his son ….. HE IS EEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!! at that point i knew there was no fucking around i tryed to grab my flamethrower but wait… i didnt got a backpack i forgot that i throwed my flamethrower to pick the boi , in that moment a voice came to my mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbiXfB7J5fw that man was wise as fuk , i didnt prepared my carácter... inventors are suposed to make stuff as they go, as i always say, we do what we can with what we have ….. but now that was just a hit with a White glove. i tryed to go back for my flamethrower but the doctor closed the door, then again "blablablalbalbalblalbalblabllbalblba its my son birthday and i wanted the pie for him" i felt like a complete dumb yeeting the boi, making him hit the ground and all of this on his birthday…. damn , i quickly ran up to him and hugged him, i was the shame of mah ppl. shame on my cow…. and then BAM!!! a huge ass robot with the doctor inside, just the Blade gave me the spoops , without a weapon i ran at one of the tables to find something to mcgiver the shi out of the situation, ….. rolled a 19, i found acid , a potion and achemy tools… just pices of a masterpice, my friend used vicious mockery on the doctor (the doctor Rolls a natural 1) "looooooooooool the prank of his life" so he ran to my friend. i ran at the other table and then i saw the doctor standing in front of the Hatch and my friend safe from falling inside it, he screamed "push the buttons" …. wait …. buttons … evil guy …. Hatch under him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi8Fv0AJA4 from 0:00-0:28 i roll for inteligence and 22 , the doctor falls on the pit, my friend comes back to where he table was and the doctor moves again and boom again on top of the Hatch, falls again on the acid pit and boom we defeated him like in the old super Nintendo games.
in the end it was like we, made a deal where we give the cake and we were gonna make a party with the money for the lil doctor´s son. so my friend spended 100 gold on party and i spended 100 gold buying things so i could buy the materials to make some TNT for the son, so we make the party and i tell the lil doctor "hey here , dont tell your dad, have fun with them ;D" and we got a cool party with food and cool things B)
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