The question nr 7. made me cringe, this meme was made by a twilight fangirl, right? I mean, first of all, its not supposed to be a romantic sentence originally, it's from the friggin bible! secondly, if you really gotta use a bible quote in your romance story, why not use something from the Song of solomon?

"Your two breasts are like two fawns
that are twins of a roe,
which feed among the lilies. " (Chapter 4, verse 5)
See? it got boobies in it, everything is better with boobies!

I think this'd make a much interesting book than the original, a lame love story transformed into a tale of a creepy furry vampire stalker that hounds you for requests, then Remus comes in and kicks his ass (best. fanfic. ever), and everyone lives happily ever after.

YDDD aww.
Dunno if its a fangirl XD


XDDD Aww thanks. I would like the books better if those whole things were more realistic and less dramatic or sparkling. I rly tried to read the "chronicles of sparkling terror" but I gave up after the first 50 pages of the first book |D° And my girlfriend and I wanted to watch me movie to make fun of it... but... we almost fell asleep because we were that bored of it XD

Drinking games, that's the solution...

|D even this would not solve the problem |D

Well, i saw it in the cinema with my girlfriend, and I dont remember being bored, I remember laughing my as off though..

XDD
I could not laugh .... it got me tired XD

Aside form the pussification of vampires, it's such a creepy and clumpsily done love story. Its like if you took somebodys bad fanfiction where Cedric Diggory turned out to be a vampire and made it into a movie.

|DDDD
The funny thing about it is, Stephanie Meyer once dreamed about Bella and Edward I heared and then wrote the whole Mary-Sue thing down XDDD so this maybe would explain the pussy-like fanfiction type of writing.
I even heard the actors don't rly like their roles |D°°°