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there are many useful things robots can do.
we can bake your cupcakes, and clean your shoes
yes it's true, so true
there are so many useful things that robots can do
tie boxes up with paper strings and sing to you
we don't complain or make a mess,
you can ever order us with breasts,
we do anything that pleases you
there are so very many things that robots can do
manufacture dirty things, turn horses into glue
we've got no heart but it's okay, we still love you anyway
so many many things robots can do
for you
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so true
so many things that robots can do!
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