My (mate? idk wtf to call him. MY FUCK BUDDY) roommate's cat is a neurotic psychopath, which is not unusual for the species in the slightest. Makes it almost impossible to get anything done, though. I doodled up these random (very rough) sketches in the hopes that he'd be satisfied and leave me alone.
Bambo's favorite activities include:
- Climbing into sinks. Bonus if the sink is on, because that means Happy Fun Shower Times For Bambos.
- Swatting at the blinds if they're closed. (Especially fun at 3:00AM.)
- Swatting at the blind cords if the blinds are open. (EVEN BETTER at 3:00AM.)
- Playing hockey with the magnets on the fridge. The letter magnets are the best for this. P is for puck!
- Chasing his ball-in-a-ring around the hardwood floor.
- Leaping out from hiding places randomly when people pass by, just in case they forgot how fierce he is.
- Crying and begging for food.
- Snubbing food.
- Climbing on top of sleeping people and demanding their attention.
- Shedding. Everywhere.
I didn't even have enough room to put in the bit where he fucks blankets voraciously. No, really.
Goddamn us, but we love his cute little bastard face. :(
Bambo's favorite activities include:
- Climbing into sinks. Bonus if the sink is on, because that means Happy Fun Shower Times For Bambos.
- Swatting at the blinds if they're closed. (Especially fun at 3:00AM.)
- Swatting at the blind cords if the blinds are open. (EVEN BETTER at 3:00AM.)
- Playing hockey with the magnets on the fridge. The letter magnets are the best for this. P is for puck!
- Chasing his ball-in-a-ring around the hardwood floor.
- Leaping out from hiding places randomly when people pass by, just in case they forgot how fierce he is.
- Crying and begging for food.
- Snubbing food.
- Climbing on top of sleeping people and demanding their attention.
- Shedding. Everywhere.
I didn't even have enough room to put in the bit where he fucks blankets voraciously. No, really.
Goddamn us, but we love his cute little bastard face. :(
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Housecat
Size 928 x 695px
File Size 226.2 kB
I doubt he will be pleased by you drawing him being afraid of a spinning ball.
I suggest getting a paper bag, and leaving it next to you. CAT'S CANNOT RESIST THE AWESOME POWER OF A BAG. or a box. that can close. use tape. and staples.
and whatever you do, DO NOT LOOK IN THE BAG. you will be sorry XD
I suggest getting a paper bag, and leaving it next to you. CAT'S CANNOT RESIST THE AWESOME POWER OF A BAG. or a box. that can close. use tape. and staples.
and whatever you do, DO NOT LOOK IN THE BAG. you will be sorry XD
I'm fairly convinced that he's claustrophobic or something, since he also hates being closed up in carriers or held for more than ten seconds. Pretty sure he'd love packing peanuts, but he'd also be stupid enough to try to eat them and we'd have the joy of trying to keep a cat from suffocating himself.
We enjoy wrapping his wand toy loosely around his shoulders and watching him flip out trying to get it off (like it's wrassling with him rather than OH MY GOD GET IT OFF GET IT OFF).
We enjoy wrapping his wand toy loosely around his shoulders and watching him flip out trying to get it off (like it's wrassling with him rather than OH MY GOD GET IT OFF GET IT OFF).
ours has a fascination with taking things out of trash... like the lint roller sheets we have to use because he sheds enough to make another god damned cat every other day. If there's nothing in the trash, toilet paper is also a popular target.
laser pointers are always fun. especially when your cat FAILS and is afraid of the little red dot that has 0 mass
laser pointers are always fun. especially when your cat FAILS and is afraid of the little red dot that has 0 mass
l-o-l
Yeah, Bambo has a fascination with the garbage. A lid for the bin was maybe one of the best investments ever. My dude had a laser pointer for him, but it's out of batteries or broken or . . . whatever he said happened to it. Definitely want a new one, because the only thing better than a cat chasing a toy is a cat chasing a laser dot up the side of the wall.
Yeah, Bambo has a fascination with the garbage. A lid for the bin was maybe one of the best investments ever. My dude had a laser pointer for him, but it's out of batteries or broken or . . . whatever he said happened to it. Definitely want a new one, because the only thing better than a cat chasing a toy is a cat chasing a laser dot up the side of the wall.
i dunno if a lid would actually help us... even if he was behind the door when they were handing out the brains, he has a real knack for getting inside things. He's not so big on getting himself out, but that's what we're for
Have you ever gotten him to run into the wall? you can probably pick up a cheap laser pointer at a dollar store... it won't last long, but meh... we've been using this one, and it seems to work nicely.
Have you ever gotten him to run into the wall? you can probably pick up a cheap laser pointer at a dollar store... it won't last long, but meh... we've been using this one, and it seems to work nicely.
Lol a copter..
I have one of my own feline companions (Checkout my photos I took of him).. So I know what it is like.
They have a tendency to show our fursonas playful side and be like our fursona who is their closest ancestors.
I love this and I'm faving it because I know what it's like to be the parent of a feline little kid
I have one of my own feline companions (Checkout my photos I took of him).. So I know what it is like.
They have a tendency to show our fursonas playful side and be like our fursona who is their closest ancestors.
I love this and I'm faving it because I know what it's like to be the parent of a feline little kid
A friend of mine had a cat he named "Velcro" because he'd cling to everything. Sofa backs, curtains walls etc and you'd have to peel him off. He was also seriously into self-bondage. His favorite toy was a two foot square of fishing net. He'd pounce it and roll and twist himself until he was completely entangled in it, then work himself free, then repeat the process. He could happily occupy himself for hours tying himself up, then escaping his dire fate. Some kitty no?
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