LOLOL

It was Anthony Weiner. AGAIN.

The bastard sent a pic of him eating my dessert I was saving in the fridge.

DAMN IT KARL!!!

Did I text you my world domination plans again?

Still getting UNWANTED text messages from Donald Trump?

Dammit! Why is Anthony Weiner still sending photos of his disgusting 'JUNK'?!

Today I'm doing drunken posts.

What?!! Oh shoot. The photo from the old college frat house party where I got drunk and I put on 'Blackface' as a joke,has now gone VIRAL.

More humor:
Who the fuck took this picture and posted this? God help me. Everyone's gonna know that I love dressing up as the Princess Leia prisoner in Jabba The Hut's palace 'Slavegirl Bikini" costume before I have sex.

Also ( old photos found and posted online ) where Xizana wore the Catgirl Slave Dragon Pink & Green Orion Slavegirl costumes as well before making out.

Oh (BLEEP)ing no! Oh no! Where did this photo come from? Oh no. Now EVERYONE is gonna know that my Husband and I have a basement BDSM Sex Dungeon.

More humor: ( Before Xizana hires and sends The MAFIA after me. )
WHAT?!!! Are you (BLEEP)ing kidding me? Who's the one who sneaks in,takes photos and posts online,showing off my very PRIVATE library of Japanese Yuri & Yaoi/Lesbian & Gay Mangas books?

Oh no! Sweet Monkey Jesus! Oh No! New posted online pics. BASTARD had also exposed my other PRIVATE library of the John Norman "Gorean Series" BDSM fantasy books,my PRIVATE video collection of Yuri "Revolutionary Girl Utena" and YURI porn DVDs.

May the Hitmen of The Mafia shoot you dead though the BALLS!

Final drunken post. ( Mafia send by Xizana will get me! )
Okay? BASTARD took pics of my UPS packages Delivered to my home door and has now,posted them online. (BLEEP) yes,ASSHOLES.Everyone KNOWS I LOVE to shop online to "Bad Dragon Toys" for toys,and for new DVDs from "Kink.Com".

May The Mafia get you and SHOVE a blowtorch UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!

End of "Drunk Posts". Have a Nice Day". JOY!

Lol I was more thinking along the line of " he said WHAT?!"
Lol

When you accidentally share all that naughty photo you took.

Lol

at least you didnt receive a dick pic from your brother, mistaking your number for his husband's, after he went on a pub crawl............... let's just say that there wasnt enough booze or therapy in the world that could make me forget that......

Oh God I'm so sorry

Great skit idea for TV comedy.

oh sure, you say THAT now, but you won't be whistling Dixie when something like this happens to you....

Not even Doctor Phil can save us from this mess.

Remember Eddie Murphy's "Delirious" video? Back then we DIDN'T have Internet or Cellphones or I-pads with cameras. Back then it Poloroids quick shot pics.

"Yes,it's a picture of Eddie Murphy's dick."