5x bigger than category 5 hurricane? Blow that hard and about half of earth will be obliterated.

Blaire: *whispers* Shhhh, I was bluffing, I ain't gonna blow that hard, city boy. Just over 400 mph until I blow down the entire building made of bricks. I wanna show off my pa, The Big Bad Wolf.

*sigh* You’re not bluffing when you say 5 times stronger than Category 5. That just makes you sound like a god damn psychopath. You know what that means? about 925 mph sustained winds! Don’t believe me? Do the math. Supersonic winds like that can instantly rip a body apart in seconds. Plus, 400 mph winds is also over Category 5 and very deadly. Not only does it instantly blow a person away, but flying debris can instantly kill you along with being thrown at a wall at such speed can instantly knock you out cold.

P.S.

I don’t recommend bringing up such deadly winds that have never blown on earth before after what just happened to the bahamas and other locations after Category 5 Dorian.

Blaire: It was just a joke, of course I ain't gonna mess up the entire planet, I just wanna have fun with it, you know? Ya don't have to make it too serious, city boy.

Alright Alright. Forgive me for the unnecessary paragraph then *chuckles*

Blaire: I forgive you, city boy. *Lifting Jon's hair* Your eyes look pertty. 😊

*slaps his hand* Stop