Derpl Zork is a lovable idiot in a cat-shooting, nuke-firing walking death tank. I was going to have a translated version of what he says, but all of his lines are garbled nonsense translated by his AI secretary SUSI. The only thing he's ever said, according to his backstory is I Wuv Cats. Hence why his tank fires energy cats.

He's a fun character, and for a while he was my favorite. But with the wide range of characters, he's started to phase out of my rotation. Plus I keep hitting the turret button accidentally and setting myself up for an easy kill.

Picture © Rancid '13
Derpl Zork © Aweseomnauts