Here's another little jam I made, after taking a break for a bit! This one's not really furry, but at the end of the day, it's advice that really helps! Bandcamp link is here~ https://forsetifox.bandcamp.com/tra.....t-your-produce

Lyrics:
In the modern era, it's rather debonair-a
To save a buck and budget when you can
And eating is rather nice, but comes at such a price
When you squeeze "tasty" and "healthy" in your plans
The answer's hard to see, when you're after acai
Or trying to go vegan and still getting your protein
Yes, food from Mickey D's is cheap and comes with ease
But how does one eat better and at a comparable fee?
Oh, listen to the advice I'm here to share
The answer, friends, is out there if you dare!

Shoplift your produce, they're a big business, they can handle it
Shoplift your produce, and I promise the employees won't be inconvenienced
An avocado weighs as much as green peppers, and they're a buck
So shoplift your produce! Hooray!

The fact that dumb unhealthy food is more affordable seems classist
I've a fun and simple way to stick it to those stupid fascists

Shoplift your produce. Walmart kills small business, stab them back
Shoplift your produce, and if you are bolder, peel the barcode off of packages
Ev'ry fruit and each veggie's plu number is ripped off with ease
So shoplift your produce! Hooray!

Shoplift your produce, you can slip a dragonfruit in your purse
Shoplift your produce, only millionaires come of worse
I even once hid twelve Zyrtec pills in my shoe; they never checked
So shoplift your produce, though you might think it obtuse
To shoplift your produce, today! Hooray!