He insists that the sign's a joke. It was put there because he's so friendly. Jasper may be big, but he insists he's the sweetest raichu around. You're barely able to argue before he grabs you and smooshes you to that pillow of a gut. He was likely the biggest raichu you'd ever seen, and quite possibly the fattest. This left you unable to break away from his grip and smothered into that doughy gut. It wasn't so bad though. In fact, it might have even felt nice! A big, sweet hug by a big, sweet raichu.

Then he lifts you up! It's so he can see you better, he claims. He begins to ask you about yourself. Things like your name, your job, if you've ever been eaten whole before. ...Wait. Oop, too late. He's opened wide and you're being crammed in! Hot, humid, drooly and tight, you're guzzled into the warmth, kicking all the way. Turns out that plump belly was just the right size to fit you within. As you helplessly struggle and kick, you can feel him idly patting his tummy outside like your squirms were little more than amusing.

As your consciousness begins to fade, you hear his voice again. He's talking to someone else. He's insisting that the sign's a joke. It was put there because he's so friendly...

Drawn by  SeverusCoil