Somebody said something about me being deep and stuff like that. So I decided to retaliate by making a quick poem about cottage cheese. And for those of you going "how the hell can you write a poem about that?!" Here's a small story.

Anytime somebody starts talking to me about something I REALLY don't want to get into, or when I'm caught in some kind of awkward position, I change the subject. One time, I tried to change the subject when some guy was starting to talk about his little gay romp with his boyfriend the night prior, and...too dumbstruck to think of anything intelligent... I said "um. SO, COTTAGE CHEESE! Who wants to talk about cottage cheese?"

I know it really sucks, but hey: it only took me ten minutes to write!