My hope of winning grew
I took potpourri for a mile
And then my butt leveled the city

This show premiere ended as you'd expect : countless casualties, billions of dollars of damage, and a candidate whose new size gave her murderous impulses and a will to conquer the world.
The FCC was about to class this new Jeopardy concept as a massive failure, but the audience numbers came in, and the show is now on its way for ten seasons.

Commission for  Andy Dershon