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Uh… I plead the fifth?
Look, I know that I should be concerned about that, but I have a really good excuse...
Like super good. Soo good in fact, that it's pretty clear that I don't need to tell any of you what it is. That's how great of an excuse it is.
Yeah, that works. I'm sure no one will notice.... smoooth Rusty. Reaaaaaallll smooooooth.....
(rubs stone skin as I clanks away)
As usual I want to thank
ApolloJay89, 
quizguy, 
MiaKodaand 
Clow for being my Patrons. You guys are so patient with me. As you know I'm currently having trouble with uploading images at the moment and am working on fixing that. Oh and, I do hope that those of you who are looking forward to next month will enjoy what I'm making for you.
So again thank you so much for being there with me.
Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/RustyMudstix
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And Now a "Buy Me A Ko-Fi" account. ^_^ Ko-fi.com/cobaltraccoon
Look, I know that I should be concerned about that, but I have a really good excuse...
Like super good. Soo good in fact, that it's pretty clear that I don't need to tell any of you what it is. That's how great of an excuse it is.
Yeah, that works. I'm sure no one will notice.... smoooth Rusty. Reaaaaaallll smooooooth.....
(rubs stone skin as I clanks away)
As usual I want to thank
ApolloJay89, 
quizguy, 
MiaKodaand 
Clow for being my Patrons. You guys are so patient with me. As you know I'm currently having trouble with uploading images at the moment and am working on fixing that. Oh and, I do hope that those of you who are looking forward to next month will enjoy what I'm making for you. So again thank you so much for being there with me.
Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/RustyMudstix
Zazzle Store: https://www.zazzle.com/collections/.....79614813627585
And Now a "Buy Me A Ko-Fi" account. ^_^ Ko-fi.com/cobaltraccoon
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fantasy
Species Jackal
Size 1280 x 465px
File Size 170.8 kB
The Boulder finds this turn of events perplexing. You may think this is gneiss, so don't take it for granite. Trying to transform a shapeshifter doesn't always stick.
Of quartz I know that it was a bould move, but I'm grounded enough to know there is a statue of limitations. I'm not going to grind you (too much). You're not in pearl, so there's no need to crumble and gumble. It's not so Toff or rough that we can't smooth things over, then you'll come a round to undersand that you'll always be a comfy snuggle buddy for my bed.
And you're such a gneiss foxy to just roll with it.~
And you're such a gneiss foxy to just roll with it.~
Well, you did say you would cobble me. If that was intentional, then I marble at your planning, but I won't fault you for it. But I'm not sure I appreciate being stoned like this andesite of a foxy rock is a strange one. I may basalt you if keep me like this.
*gradually starts to regain foxy fuzz*
*gradually starts to regain foxy fuzz*
(boops your nose, you lose your footing and go rolling down the mountain)
Well, there you geode mountain off again. Perhaps I wasn't being clear as crystal. I'd never be so bould as to diamond you to be my snuggle buddy, but threatening me with asphalt? I simply can't let that slip landslide. You must be punished Andreas Fault is yous for thinking that none of this is set in stone. You canyon try to escape, but then I'll have to put you under pressure in order for me to reach my golems. And if you think that I wont, come see Medusa anyway.
(Uses Double Take to meet you at the bottom unharmed.)
All geological puns and double-speak aside…
(takes out a sander/polisher)
I'm gonna rub your face out, then keeps you that way for a day or two, before we both change back.
(Guess you could say that I'm too "stoned" to care about the potential consequences. Medusa cause I wuv yuu.)
Well, there you geode mountain off again. Perhaps I wasn't being clear as crystal. I'd never be so bould as to diamond you to be my snuggle buddy, but threatening me with asphalt? I simply can't let that slip landslide. You must be punished Andreas Fault is yous for thinking that none of this is set in stone. You canyon try to escape, but then I'll have to put you under pressure in order for me to reach my golems. And if you think that I wont, come see Medusa anyway.
(Uses Double Take to meet you at the bottom unharmed.)
All geological puns and double-speak aside…
(takes out a sander/polisher)
I'm gonna rub your face out, then keeps you that way for a day or two, before we both change back.
(Guess you could say that I'm too "stoned" to care about the potential consequences. Medusa cause I wuv yuu.)
Fair enough. I'll stop now. Promise. Don't worry too much, because of the whole "retcon" thing, this is all non-cannon anyway. Watch!
*snaps fingers*
(You wake up in a cold sweat.)
Except my statue gift is of me making an Akumbe while smacking my own butt like Mardozer's avatar is doing right now.The plaque underneath is the same though....
*snaps fingers*
(You wake up in a cold sweat.)
Except my statue gift is of me making an Akumbe while smacking my own butt like Mardozer's avatar is doing right now.The plaque underneath is the same though....
Actually, that turns out to be a myth...
But as a Trash Panda, it's still cleaner than mine…
(Also, you've got to remember to put a space between the link itself and the "]" or else it'll break the link and the coding. I learned that one the hard way...)
Also Sorry, I misspelled it. It's not Akumbe, but it's Akanbe (あかんべえ Akanbē), also spelled Akkanbee (あっかんべー, アッカンベー), is a Japanese facial gesture indicating sarcasm but also used as a taunt. (Aka, the face that Great Kitsune was making.)
But as a Trash Panda, it's still cleaner than mine…
(Also, you've got to remember to put a space between the link itself and the "]" or else it'll break the link and the coding. I learned that one the hard way...)
Also Sorry, I misspelled it. It's not Akumbe, but it's Akanbe (あかんべえ Akanbē), also spelled Akkanbee (あっかんべー, アッカンベー), is a Japanese facial gesture indicating sarcasm but also used as a taunt. (Aka, the face that Great Kitsune was making.)
*dramatic* NOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
*shatters to dust and rubble*
…………
*cartoon eyes open on the pile*
*looks around*
*blinks*
¬_¬ Well, no sense falling apart over it.
(boom and dustpan floats over to sweep me up a dumping me back into my natural environment.)
(And by that I obviously mean the trash bin~ )
*shatters to dust and rubble*
…………
*cartoon eyes open on the pile*
*looks around*
*blinks*
¬_¬ Well, no sense falling apart over it.
(boom and dustpan floats over to sweep me up a dumping me back into my natural environment.)
(And by that I obviously mean the trash bin~ )
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