A delightfully Lombaxian commission I got from the Lombax man himself
BasicBiscuit. (Commission him when you can. He's worth it~)
This is, of course, my own Lombax Kozmo Murphy, the founder, leader, and only member of the Lombax Institute for Highly Experimental (& Occasionally Hilarious) Research & Development.
Name: Kozmo Murphy
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Personality: Kozmo is defined almost exclusively by the concept of "if you fail, try, try again". There is rarely an idea that runs through his head that he doesn't try his damnedest to bring to reality, no matter how inane it is. He'll even gleefully test his creations on himself if there are no other takers, and not even coma, near-death experiences, or rather unpleasant rashes can take down his pioneering spirit towards invention. Some consider him quite possibly insane, while others consider him insane, yet also a bit brilliant. It's hard to tell with him sometimes, though none can question how dedicated he is to Lombaxkind; even in spite of costing them a planet or two every so often.
When he's not at work, he's still at work thinking things up, making him suffer from non-sequiturs during talks, and makes him quite prone to talking to himself as well. If you can keep track of him, you'll find he's got this almost childlike wonder when it comes to his imagination, and a terrifyingly adult glee in knowing its well within his power for him to follow whatever branch of invention he had managed to cling too.
He simply adores his freakish alien bug pet, which has only attempted to eat him twice after being tamed. If his pet is harmed, consequences have been found to be dire as Kozmo will unleash literally every insane invention on you in retaliation for harming his "dawwing wittle snuggwe gwub".
Backstory: Founder of the Lombax Institute for Highly Experimental (& Occasionally Hilarious) Research & Development, he had a team who shared his insane passion for invention. But that team dwindled due to explosions, meltings, a rather heated argument, and one too many lunch thefts. Kozmo became the only member once everyone else got better jobs. Not wanting to leave, Kozmo's work proved just marginally successful enough that he continued to retain funding due to the fact that a broken clock can be right at least twice a day, so to speak.
He has been subjected to at least a dozen explosions, only half of which was his direct fault. And without his team, Kozmo has been found commonly testing his inventions on himself, and has been found to jump frequently between numerous body shapes over the years. He was quite proud of finding out that it was humanly possible for him to eat thirty of his nutrition pills in one sitting, and was amused by finding out he had filled up much of his lab with himself.
Achievements: Despite the inane, bizarre, and sometimes extremely dangerous things Kozmo has created, he is lauded for his involvement in the following:
*He was among the original group working on the Alpha Disruptor, but was removed from the team for reasons of: The Alpha Disruptor is a weapon devised to cause widespread devastation. It is not appropriate to suggest that it should make tooty trumpet noises when it fires.
*He invented a diet pill that contains a week's worth of nutrition that can be consumed on a day to day basis. The failure in hindsight was that you shouldn't eat a week's worth of carbohydrates in a day, and thus caused rapid weight gain. It was found invaluable in anorexia clinics, as a supplement for guerrilla fighters, and for planets with low food supplies.
*He invented a joy buzzer so powerful that it renders the victim physically paralyzed for 12 hours. Was found useful during conflicts as a stun tool to humanely take down hostile forces.
*He invented the fake mustache, but was disheartened to find it had already been invented, stating "Blast! I thought I was on to something here. Guess I won't need to worry about making fake eyebrows then, since after a fake mustache was made someone logically would've done fake eyebrows next."
*He invented an anti-shockwave belt-buckle due to sheer frustration over things blowing up and taking him along for the ride. The technology was appropriated for use by the Praetorian Guard, who were surprised nobody else had created something so useful already.
*He invented a form of nanotech spray that causes enlarged muscles. However, the spray was found to only last for 30 minutes before atrophying into fat. Uses were still found.
*He invented a semi-sentient slime creature who can absorb water into its body, with the express purpose of devising an automated, non-mechanical means of mopping the floors. It was found to be too effective when it could sense moisture in organic beings and would force itself down their throats, where it would digest and release all the water it had stored. It was still found useful, in spite of the personal risk.
*He invented a miniature black hole intended to be used as a garbage disposal that wound up consuming half a planet before it could be stopped. Kozmo was quite apologetic for the incident.
*He designed the fabric for his entire outfit, so that it would stretch under growth, yet still retain its shape at smaller sizes.
BasicBiscuit. (Commission him when you can. He's worth it~)This is, of course, my own Lombax Kozmo Murphy, the founder, leader, and only member of the Lombax Institute for Highly Experimental (& Occasionally Hilarious) Research & Development.
Name: Kozmo Murphy
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Personality: Kozmo is defined almost exclusively by the concept of "if you fail, try, try again". There is rarely an idea that runs through his head that he doesn't try his damnedest to bring to reality, no matter how inane it is. He'll even gleefully test his creations on himself if there are no other takers, and not even coma, near-death experiences, or rather unpleasant rashes can take down his pioneering spirit towards invention. Some consider him quite possibly insane, while others consider him insane, yet also a bit brilliant. It's hard to tell with him sometimes, though none can question how dedicated he is to Lombaxkind; even in spite of costing them a planet or two every so often.
When he's not at work, he's still at work thinking things up, making him suffer from non-sequiturs during talks, and makes him quite prone to talking to himself as well. If you can keep track of him, you'll find he's got this almost childlike wonder when it comes to his imagination, and a terrifyingly adult glee in knowing its well within his power for him to follow whatever branch of invention he had managed to cling too.
He simply adores his freakish alien bug pet, which has only attempted to eat him twice after being tamed. If his pet is harmed, consequences have been found to be dire as Kozmo will unleash literally every insane invention on you in retaliation for harming his "dawwing wittle snuggwe gwub".
Backstory: Founder of the Lombax Institute for Highly Experimental (& Occasionally Hilarious) Research & Development, he had a team who shared his insane passion for invention. But that team dwindled due to explosions, meltings, a rather heated argument, and one too many lunch thefts. Kozmo became the only member once everyone else got better jobs. Not wanting to leave, Kozmo's work proved just marginally successful enough that he continued to retain funding due to the fact that a broken clock can be right at least twice a day, so to speak.
He has been subjected to at least a dozen explosions, only half of which was his direct fault. And without his team, Kozmo has been found commonly testing his inventions on himself, and has been found to jump frequently between numerous body shapes over the years. He was quite proud of finding out that it was humanly possible for him to eat thirty of his nutrition pills in one sitting, and was amused by finding out he had filled up much of his lab with himself.
Achievements: Despite the inane, bizarre, and sometimes extremely dangerous things Kozmo has created, he is lauded for his involvement in the following:
*He was among the original group working on the Alpha Disruptor, but was removed from the team for reasons of: The Alpha Disruptor is a weapon devised to cause widespread devastation. It is not appropriate to suggest that it should make tooty trumpet noises when it fires.
*He invented a diet pill that contains a week's worth of nutrition that can be consumed on a day to day basis. The failure in hindsight was that you shouldn't eat a week's worth of carbohydrates in a day, and thus caused rapid weight gain. It was found invaluable in anorexia clinics, as a supplement for guerrilla fighters, and for planets with low food supplies.
*He invented a joy buzzer so powerful that it renders the victim physically paralyzed for 12 hours. Was found useful during conflicts as a stun tool to humanely take down hostile forces.
*He invented the fake mustache, but was disheartened to find it had already been invented, stating "Blast! I thought I was on to something here. Guess I won't need to worry about making fake eyebrows then, since after a fake mustache was made someone logically would've done fake eyebrows next."
*He invented an anti-shockwave belt-buckle due to sheer frustration over things blowing up and taking him along for the ride. The technology was appropriated for use by the Praetorian Guard, who were surprised nobody else had created something so useful already.
*He invented a form of nanotech spray that causes enlarged muscles. However, the spray was found to only last for 30 minutes before atrophying into fat. Uses were still found.
*He invented a semi-sentient slime creature who can absorb water into its body, with the express purpose of devising an automated, non-mechanical means of mopping the floors. It was found to be too effective when it could sense moisture in organic beings and would force itself down their throats, where it would digest and release all the water it had stored. It was still found useful, in spite of the personal risk.
*He invented a miniature black hole intended to be used as a garbage disposal that wound up consuming half a planet before it could be stopped. Kozmo was quite apologetic for the incident.
*He designed the fabric for his entire outfit, so that it would stretch under growth, yet still retain its shape at smaller sizes.
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