Count of One Sit down on your Bum.
Count of two, take off your shoes.
Count of three, down on your knee's.
Count of four, four legs on the floor.
Count of Five, Give that tail a test drive.
Count of six, Show me some tricks
Count of seven, Cat's Mind sublime, heaven.
Count of Eight saunter an elegant gait
Count of Nine, Stretch out your spine, lay down your mine.
Count of Ten, Cat's can't count, don't worry Go back to sleep again.

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