This is easily the most degenerate thing is have ever done, and I have done a lot of things during the years.
If for some reason you've already read the old version of this fic I linked weeks ago on the chan, you can give it another read as this version is a lot more refined.

For a while now I started to appreciate writers a lot more. I really think they deserve a LOT more credit that people give them.
And I'm not a writer so this was really hard to create. thanks to my friend Butterfingers and Luccifer for helping me proof read this abomination and thanks to Writefag, Writebun and Weaver for inspiring me to get into writing.