"So...mom said she mixed this formula perfectly...supposed to help you see your wildest fantasies. Ya know, help you achieve what you want out of life or somethin'...I guess she's been doing a lot of work work with the brain ." Chaos explained, sitting at the dinner table with his elder siblings. Pandora snatched the bottle of pink looking fluid from his grasp and peered at it curiously.

"Hmmm? I guess that could be a breakthrough. I mean, imagine how many people in life have no direction or idea where they wanna head. One sip on the right path. Way to go mom!" Pandora beamed, before the bottle was absconded by Calamity, who held it away from him at arms length, as if it were poison.

[Mom's quite the chemist but I have my doubts. What if- HEY] The sign post read and was subsequently spun around to reveal the exclamation when Chaos swiped the bottle from his fingertips.

"Can't sit around theorizing all day! Bottoms up! Least that's what Foxy would say if he were here! Experiment one!" The boy squealed happily, downing a minty tasting swig of the questionable beverage. He paused, licked his lips, and stared into the distance momentarily before he shrugged his shoulders.

"I'm not seein' anything. No dice." Chaos shrugged. Calamity was next, swiping the bottle and downing a long tasting gulp before it was pried from his fingers by Pan, who finished off the bottle.

"Nothing?" Pandora asked. Calamity shook his head, and nearly toppled over in his chair when Chaos jumped to his feet.

"W, whoa?! What...C, Claire what...are you doing here...I...is that a razor blade...heh...b, but you promised me you wouldn't shave me till it got warmer, sweetie...hee hee...w, wait a minute..." Chaos squeaked, backing away nervously from the kitchen table. Calamity and Pandora glanced at each other nervously.

[Well it's certainly having some effect on his brain.] Calamity explained, peering quietly at his brother, before Panadora placed both her paws on her head and screamed like she'd been stabbed.

[Pandora?! What's wrong?! PANDORA?!] Calamity's signpost asked, but Pandora didn't respond, racing off into the house screaming wildly.

[I hope that was a good scream...] Calamity whimpered quietly, dropping his signpost as he stepped up to the platform.

"AND THE NOBEL PRIZE IN SCIENCE GOES TO CALAMITY COYOTE!" The voice announced and the crowd went wild, screaming and gushing over the young coyote boy, who giggled happily and held up a signpost for his acceptance speech...only to discover in horror there was nothing on the post? Where had his words gone?! His beautiful beautiful words?! He held up another post and another and another still, but nothing was one them...


Joya sighed quietly, looking into the kitchen when she arrived home. Chaos was on the ground, squirming left and right and squealing 'not to close, not to close!" Calamity was sitting at the table, giggling, while holding up sign post after signpost with nothing on it but gibberish, and Pandora was walking around in circles, holding her paws over her head.

"Huh...Back to the drawing board..." She muttered quietly, and flicked off the light.

Drawn by Super Stink Warrior of FA
Requested by  Foxlover91