In a peacefull afternoon, a single tent at the edge of the desert, Ammeris is standing guard nearby. Professional and stoic despite the scorching sun of his planet. But what could he be thinking of this....

Why the fuck did she drags me THERE! Couldn't she meet that fucking embassador in the palace?! NOOOOOOO It's better to plant a fucking TENT just outside the fucking DESERT! With this fucking SAND!
I'm ROASTING and that cunt of embassador is late! Oh yeah she doesn't care because she got the AC in there, YAY THANKS TECHNOLOGY! If only there was something to cool ME at the same time!
Wait...is that....YES! He's finally here! Yesss, that's it, land your ship...not tooooo fast of course, you wouldn't scratch your precious ship aren't you? pffff...great...so who is it...
Damn he's sma...WAIT! Is that...that fucking captain whore cat she toyed with last time?! I SWEAR TO THE TECHNO GODS! WHY THE FUCK IS HE HERE?! WHY COULDN'T SHE FUCK HIM IN THE PALACE?! WHYYYYYYYY!
He's coming...You're approaching me? After all the time I've waited?! tsss...
Wait calm down...

Good afternoon sir, Lady Steeltail is waiting for you inside

Yeah she's waiting inside...But why aren't you staying outside with me in the fucking sun! Why don't you try huh?! You'll see how FUN it is! Nooooo, don't smile at me like that...
I'll bash your head and force you to eat that fucking sand!
I'll stretch your asshole so wide astronomers will confuse it for a black hole!
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Yeaaaah just go have your fun inside while I slowly cook outside...Tonight it's roasted chicken on the menu!
She better let me have her paws after that! Those sweet pads around my...No stop thinking of that...not now anyway...
pffff...
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I fucking hate sand...

And so, the proud bodyguard kept guarding his mistress' tent without failing and losing his calmness



Ammeris is mine

Art by  Silgiriya.Mantsugosi

(sorry if there are mistakes, it's hard to translate the meaning of some words)