Name: Bingo Bullseye

Species: Red Poll

Age: 39

Likes: Flirting, Stripping, Teasing, Lap Dancing, Twerking, Cookouts, Car Washing, Attention, Belfies, Jockstraps, Fart Jokes, Thongs, Facesitting

Dislikes: Uptight People, Judgmental People, Egotistical People, Drama, Tough Guy Wannabes, Rape, Rumors

Favorite Food: Cowboy Beans

Occupation: Cashier (Also a Gas Station Attendant)

Birthplace: Utah, USA

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Two Short-Barreled Rifles and a Penknife

Title: High Noon Sharpshooter

Fursonal Quote: “Wants some beef?”

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Mr. H: "Well, hello there, next new cow dad. Hehe. Something tells me this dude seems a lot more fun to hang. I mean, he look like he's ready to get down and dirty. That, or he knows what you came here for. So, who's this dude, you ask? He's got your number written on the palm of his hand, his best friend got the number from her best friend, his heart starts racin' when he hears the dial tone, and he never dreamed YOU'D be waiting by the phone. And when you answer, it felt so right, and y'all talked all night. HE'S BINGO BULLSEYE! This big cow is dead-on the very first try when it's the right gal, or the right guy. Hehe. Now, a cashier and a gas station attendant is one thing, but Bingo Bullseye is more than just his two occupations. He'll sometimes play a funky song and strip right in front of you just to pleasure ya. Hehe. Now THIS thicc cow boi knows how to make extra money. Hehehehe. When it comes to dealing with F.E.N.R.I., he got his two short-barreled shotguns and a penknife to deal with those bozos. Hehe. "