Check for Traps (by Quiflex)
Commissioned from the talented
quiflex.
Also starring
fayinga as the rogue Shay,
gargoyle_mx as the ranger Drakk'hen,
h-nighthawk as the cleric Lothander, and
cadillacwerewolf as the druid Cadi!
Arix: -Picking darts out of his tail- Should we get the cleric to cast Find Traps? Nooo. Should we get the rogue to try and disarm them? Nooo. Let's just shove the fighter in and see what happens.
Shay: Well it worked, didn't it?
Arix: Yeah, for you guys, maybe. -Rubbing a burn mark- Hey Loth, could I get some healing over here?
Lothander: I dunno, I only have two level three spell slots left before I have to start dipping into my level fours. Then I only have level ones for the rest of the day.
Drakk'hen: I think we still have a healing potion left...
Cadi: -Drinking the last few drops of red potion from a now-empty vial- ...I, uh...I-I scraped my knee a bit back there.
Arix: ...I hope you all realise I'm not tanking for you during the boss fight.
All: Yeah you are.
Arix: ...fine. But I'm not going to enjoy it.
All: Yeah you are.
Arix: ...FINE. -Sighs heavily and starts stomping away- But I get first pick of loot!
quiflex.Also starring
fayinga as the rogue Shay,
gargoyle_mx as the ranger Drakk'hen,
h-nighthawk as the cleric Lothander, and
cadillacwerewolf as the druid Cadi!Arix: -Picking darts out of his tail- Should we get the cleric to cast Find Traps? Nooo. Should we get the rogue to try and disarm them? Nooo. Let's just shove the fighter in and see what happens.
Shay: Well it worked, didn't it?
Arix: Yeah, for you guys, maybe. -Rubbing a burn mark- Hey Loth, could I get some healing over here?
Lothander: I dunno, I only have two level three spell slots left before I have to start dipping into my level fours. Then I only have level ones for the rest of the day.
Drakk'hen: I think we still have a healing potion left...
Cadi: -Drinking the last few drops of red potion from a now-empty vial- ...I, uh...I-I scraped my knee a bit back there.
Arix: ...I hope you all realise I'm not tanking for you during the boss fight.
All: Yeah you are.
Arix: ...fine. But I'm not going to enjoy it.
All: Yeah you are.
Arix: ...FINE. -Sighs heavily and starts stomping away- But I get first pick of loot!
Category All / Fantasy
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1280 x 642px
File Size 251.6 kB
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Don't worry, there will be awesome loot! Look at it this way, the ancients wouldn't have created self reloading darts or self righting fall traps, nor spring loaded guillotine traps to protect loot that's already been taken, right? Pain now is proof of good loot later! Also, will you need an antidote potion too?
See? You're so versatile! A medieval multi-tool!
So big and powerful, with a massive health pool!
With armor so shiny, strong, and tough!
With strength to carry lots lof loot and stuff!
Arix the Tank! With proud scales so red,
Shall go and defeat traps and hordes of undead!
So big and powerful, with a massive health pool!
With armor so shiny, strong, and tough!
With strength to carry lots lof loot and stuff!
Arix the Tank! With proud scales so red,
Shall go and defeat traps and hordes of undead!
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