To save our mother earth from the aliens we're told
To fend off giant insects, this shit is getting old
We'll gather all our forces, who invited the kobold

THE EDF DEPLOYS

"EDF stands for Extremely Dense Thighs, right?"

They're a doofus like all kobolds.
They also have access to launch codes, orbital satellite laser cannons, vehicle requisitions, armoured mecha deployment, giant war robot transport codes... They're an Air Raider, after all.

Hey did you know Hydroxian is cool as heck for doing this?