life has been a bit shit and ive been having trouble dealing with it lately,so please have a big gal with bigger muscle and an even bigger gut while i try to be productive and keep failing.

Barbara is a big gal,its very likely she will be the tallest and maybe largest person in the bar/club that night,if you offer her a drink,it better be a big one,she can put away pitchers of beer with relative ease.

if your at the bar and you suddenly feel something big and soft looming over you,and then slowly pressing you against the countertop,its probably her,either you were in her blindspot,or shes gotten a good buzz and just didnt notice you,if you hear some muffled sloshing,its probably the latter,you should be ok after a lil bit though,right?

"See something you like,big guy?" she asks,towering over you,in a slightly teasing tone.


alt versions http://www.furaffinity.net/view/32561614/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/32561626/

bitchin' fanart,show forks some love: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/32546155/