Boys and girls Meet Tomak. Tomak here is a Sasquatch Native to North America. Looks a lot more presentable then most you've seen huh. Well I'll let Tomak explain things for ya.

"Ok Hi. Tomak here. Firstly Yes I am a Sasquatch and no I'm not some genius freak one in a million out of my species. We're all quite intelligent. Most of us have far more advanced technology then humans. It's how we keep our civilization hidden from our violent cousins. Humans. Those of us that you actually see tend to be either members of our equivalent to the Amish or just someone camping and connecting with his roots. I should warn you though that our "Amish" if you will aren't always peaceful like the human variety. Now your probably wondering about my diapers. Well I have a human hunter to thank for that. I was out camping with my family and well a hunter saw me and dad and decided to take one of us down apparently. He shot at dad, missed, hit me in my lower regions, and well that's all it took. As for the hunter. Well I believe Dad left him to a bear. So yeah. I' wear diapers cuz the bullt basically screwed up my nerves from like around my waist down. Bladder and bowel control is bye bye and sometimes I even have a bit of trouble walking or running. Hence why I spend a lot of time in our study."

Well there ya have it folks. If you see Tomak or his folks out camping again please only shoot at them with a camera. If your real nice Tomak might pose so you get a good photo that isn't blurry.