Zoe just finished her morning wash up, she fluffed up her fur and mane and put on some make up. Along came a brown rat on her mane without any notice until Zoe used her hair dryer.

Zoe: HEY, GET OFF OF MY MANE!!!!
Rodrick: But it's so soft and silky!
Zoe: Get off of my mane right now, or I'll eat you!!!
Rodrick: Oh please, your majesty, I'll be good, I swear!
Zoe: *deep breath* Don't annoy me, and never make a single mess on my mane, or else.
Rodrick: Oh thank you, you have my word.
Zoe: *sigh*