Name: Quake Maker

Species: Vancouver Island Wolf

Age: 77

Likes: His body, His beard, Nature, Meditation, Storytelling, Food (for the most part), Cooking (Sometimes), Beer (Rarely), Whistling, Napping

Dislikes: Vandalism, Those who disrespect nature, Crazy people, Abuse, Riots, Drama

Favorite Food: Pierogi

Occupation: Martial Artist

Birthplace: British Columbia

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Terrakinesis

Title: Almighty Guardian of Earth

Fursonal Quote: “Did you really think you had the chance to take on an old geezer like me?”

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Mr. H: "What's big, old, round, tough, and rocks your world? THIS GUY! His name...is Quake Maker. Hehe. *aside* More like "Booty Quaker". Hahahahahaha. This old wolf knows how to "rock" the place. Hehe. What? You didn't expect that there would be rock puns? Well, I'm doing it! Now, don't take this big papa wolf for granite. *snickers* Hehehehehe. Get it? Ahem, anyways, Quake Maker is capable of manipulating rocks and shiz. So, you bet your ass you'll be hitting "rock bottom" when it comes to challenging this brute. Not gonna lie, this dude is FRACKING awesome. Also, his earthbending shit isn't the only thing. Wanna know something? Back then, there was this really loud noise we heard back at our headquarters. It sounded like an earthquake, at least we thought it was. However, as it turns out, that noise wasn't really an earthquake...that was Quake Maker's "shit tremors". Ugh! For an earthbending greymuzzle, he sure can be quite gassy sometimes. Although, it was kinda his..."FAULT" for stinking up the place. Hahahahahaha! Man, I love rock puns!"