Ok! Here's the final preview image before I make the huge-ass full-sized wallpaper. This one includes the Pikmin Flower and '5' Pellet from Pikmin, Snake's hiding box from Metal Gear Solid (strangely enough it seems Snake was playing 'the Orange Box' long before I was...), and Cloud's ridiculously huge Buster Sword from Final Fantasy 7. I put a lot of extra work into the Buster Sword, and I think it shows. Hope you all enjoy, and stay tuned, because this project's almost finished!
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Category Artwork (Digital) / Fanart
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1279 x 960px
File Size 67.9 kB
I imagine that inside each Pikmin 'onion' is a tiny, well organized prostitution ring. The Pikmin bring their money in, deposit their 'seed', and moments later the female Pikmin ejects the seedling from the onion, a happy little abortion, I suppose, which Olimar then adopts.
...Wow, that was pretty dark.
*nudges fellow guard*
Hey man... what's that box doing here?
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...Wow, that was pretty dark.
*nudges fellow guard*
Hey man... what's that box doing here?
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Well, all the funky hats and pimp canes in the world couldn't protect the tiny Pimp Pikmin from predators after night fell, so they consolidated all of their bling and bought a fly-ass traveling plant to pack their bitches into. Gotta protect them hos or y'all can't git no money, dawg. They've already got fancy hydraulics, and they're saving up for some fine gold rims with spinnahs to add to their ride.
Now I can't get the idea of a Pikmin wearing a floppy leopard-fur pimp hat and holding a big, diamond-capped cane out of my head.
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Now I can't get the idea of a Pikmin wearing a floppy leopard-fur pimp hat and holding a big, diamond-capped cane out of my head.
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