The metric system is totally superior to the imperial system, especially after Glass the Wolf introduced its newest unit of measurement: Mellometers! As illustrated on this handy device that he awesomely laser-cut onto ABS plastic, later scanning the majestic tool for a digital upload, 1 mellometer is currently equal to 26 centimeters, although boof standards specify that this unit must be increased by an additional centimeter every subsequent year on June 30. Glass was also kind enough to draw a stretchy miniature version of me that's used to determine the exact length of the mellometer, which I must say is pretty dang cute, almost as cute as him!

I've just been informed that this hasn't actually been accepted by the scientific community on a worldwide level... yet! Given enough time and persuasive efforts, I'm confident that Glass and I can make The Boof Standard the new standard; if so, then perhaps a Glassometer for measuring floofiness should follow suit!

Thanks extremely much to my scientifically intelligent boyfriend for coming up with this, with the physical art being a recent birthday gift! Everyone else be sure to let him know how pawsome he is, and you should also check out his other uploads when you can, leaving plenty of comments as well. Keep floofing on, Glass!

Artist's Fur Affinity:  TheGlassWolf