Ill go to the pet store and pick out the prettiest one.

The cashier asks "you already have food at home for them?" "Of course" I'll lie.
I watch it swim in circles around its tiny tank. It lives and drinks in its own disgusting filth. My room smells like shit because of that stupid animal. It swims till it becomes skinny. It swims till it becomes pale. It swims till it grows fuzzy mold. It swims till it floats. If im especially impatient I'll put it in a ziplock bag and freeze it. I'll tie it down and run it over with my car. The next morning I'll be back at the pet store. Its a total waste of my money
but its something I cant help.

I'll look at it right into its stupid eyes. im helplessly impatient.
What time is it anyway?