women with short hair are o-so-pretty

Not really my thing, but she was fun to design and draw!

-B!

WOO! INSANE LIKE THIRTY SECONDS AFTER YOU POSTED IT DEAR GOD DOESN'T THIS GUY HAVE A LIFE POST!
Anyways moving on, you never know... those robots might have slow fat kids inside them.

Nope, they're filled with gears, hate, and celery.

-B!

Pff, no prob.

Little did this mad scientist realize, I'm packing my ballistic, bolt-action, bunny blunderbuss.

As in it fires bunnies, or was made by bunnies?

-B!

A little of both.
As well as made OF bunnies. (If one of the mountings fails)

What's the celery for?

even killbots like to eat healthy!

Ah, so they got organic components? Sweet.

Maybe it's the mental core.

After all, celery is roughage, and if you wanna clear out all remaining human resistance you'll need some good roughage.

-B!

Dear GOD, not Celery!!! THE FIEND!!!

INDEED!

lil ol me, just checken mail and popped up, quick glance, and a post.. i didn't think i'd be first?

Hoohah! I could see her trying to fend off a legion of slow fat kids who've never hat it and lumber toward her like zombies, chanting, "Boobs ... boobs ..."

Your art is full of win, and I bow before you.

Only problem is fat kids are hard to actually kill. After all, bullets and knives just sink into the blobby flesh.

Head shots for everyone!
It works on the thin, the thick, the living, and the dead!

-B!

except for that Dead Guy

Well, it worked on him the first time, at least...

I know of a madman with such an army, but he's no pushover--new recruits are given giant war-mechs and a free pizza upon signing up.

I could really go for that free pizza right about now...

Ooo free Pizza!

Where's it from?

-B!

Only the most evilest pizza delivery corporation in the universe... DOMINO'S! (cue really really evil sound effect here)

Nooooooooo!

-B!

LOL, an army of slow fat kids.

"Look out, that army of slow fat kids are attacking! The rolly polly little buggers will get over here in about...13 hours at this rate. By that point, at least half of them will fall over dead from the excretion." Hehe

I'm pretty sure you meant to say 'exertion' ... ... I hope. When half of an evil army dies from excretion, well. o_o ... I'm not sure I even want to know how that happens!

Fat kids sweat... a LOT

LOL, Whoops. Evil spell checker...grumble. Yes, I meant exertion.

excretion doesn't mean only that kind...

Not really. GronCo Products make an excellent method of delivery. The Roly-Poly-It's-All-Ovey. You load a large mass of fat kids (adults work as well, but you can get better spread with the slightly smaller child-sized ammo) into what looks suspiciously like a jet-engine-powered dump truck, and build your base to the top of a large hill. Hill angles are recommended not to be greater than 45%. Activate the RPIAO, and the cascade of flab will roll over your enemies, ensuring horror before the strike and nothing but discarded weaponry and half-eaten soldiers afterward.

GronCo Products also provides a reload mechanism, which is primarily an escalator. The escalator can only handle one piece of ammo at a time, and requires constant maintenance, which GronTechTemps is more than willing to provide.

GronCo. Taking advantage.

...insane!

And highly entertaining!

-B!

When I become a mad scientist, I shall use slow fat children as an alterntive fuel source!

Woo! America will be able to power itself!

-B!

don't kill-bots have a preset kill limit before they shut down?

besides, the fat kids are after the legions, they are blocking the doors so you cant get in. you ever try to go around a fat kid that is standing in the doorway? pretty hard, I tell ya.

Yes, but this one's set to GAZILLION!

-B!

I SO see her point! Don't we All wish that, and More, with our Bad Guys and their Gurth Armies! -XD-

Great Work, Brian; U Never cease to amaze me bro.

What would she do to a bunch of slow, fat kids anyway?

Mow them down in a bloody spectacle with her high power weaponry... It's how she handles most of her problems, but it's not really failed her yet.

-B!

Now those army of slow, fat kids will be in the next Tim Schafer game. XD

You'd think she'd have some sort of techie at her disposal to reprogram those kill bots, or something.

Problem with having your stripes tattooed on: What if you get promoted? Or even worse, demoted?

You shoot anyone that tries to demote you, as for promotion, she's got more arm.

-B!

The evil madman's base is a van filled with candy?

If Dr Wily had done that the last level of Mega Man would have been so much easier...

A legion of Slow Fat Kids guarding my secret base?

That would be hilarious.

Although I have a feeling that they'd probably all start singing and dancing and it would wind up on Youtube.

I fear to watch... yet cannot turn away.

Scary!

Its true. You don't ever see them guard their lairs with fat kids.

Apparently the staff sargeant got tired of having to wear a full shirt to show her rank.

Which kitty is that?

-B!

Oh yes, she's like a tank with cat fur.
-B!