yes.. yes it is. :3

... My mind has been shattered.

exact same thought

It... it all makes since Now

D:

Why isn't it penis drool? Who said the penis is a nose?

The consistency of semen is similar to that of snot.

Semen has a large amount of mucus in it.

also this

And that's why one of the more hilarious slang terms for it is 'peckersnot'. Cause... yeah, it pretty much is.

...Gesundheit?

*puts a plate of drinks on your huge butt*

*sneezes. XD

Thank you. Finally someone else understands.

I don't understand. "Semen is peniss not?" What are you trying to say? Are you sick, Pie? Are you hungry? Pie, do you want a hotdog? :O

cream filled hotdog or snot filled? *LOL*

Snotdog?

ewwww

my reality...it has shifted

so that's why boogers takes like jizz...hehehe j/k i dunno

*achoo!*

That means porn causes colds.

THEN VAGINAS EAT DICK BOOGERS.
... so does your mom.

so THAT'S why they use tissues to clean up. . .

OHNO she caught on.... quick switch to toilet paper!

Oh no! We can't! We're out! Quick grab a sock lol!

yes yes..... desperate times!

I blame the economy.

Indeed. *adjusts monocle*

That would make impotence a penile sinus infection, yes?

Remember kids, when you can't get it up, start humping Benadryl at night.

excuse you!

But you can't pick your penis...trust me I tried :c


DISCLAIMER: I have not tried it, but am now curious

*sips* Indeed *sips*

Holy...

How did I not realize this. Oh my g...

... Pie.

You've made observations before.

But this is truly your greatest.

YOU. ARE WINNER.

Pollen is plant semen,
which gets in your snot.

but the penis protects its snot

pollen is the bukkake of nature

GOOD GOD MY CAR'S BEEN BUKKAKE-D MANY A TIME

Your car is the town bicycle.

LOVE the expression. So snooty!

My brain-cell, my poor lonsome brain-cell. Its gone!

*gags* I have never felt so disgusted with my penis.

Does it close it's eye when it sneezes?

that actually sounds like it would be REALLY PAINFUL OH GOD

That's why we keep our crotch-hankies handy.

OMG AMAZING!

The more you know.

I actually HATE the term "cock snot". Cause that shit is the most unsexy pair of words ever.

BUT the penis snot creates life does it not.... X3

Where does it end? The penis snot that is shot germinates life for which to generate more penis snot to be shot. How much should be shot, this life-giving penis snot?

riddles.... THE RIDDLES I lost track of what you were saying lol

You reproduce so that your offspring can reproduce, where does it end? How many offspring should you and your mate create?

me and my mate, can not reproduce :D XD that, sir, is where your question is meaningless

Yet. You cannot reproduce YET. Science is working on it a we speak!

LMAO XD talk about one manly baby

FOR SCIENCE!!, no less.

lol please dont XD the babies would be scary in SO many ways.... and you might end up with some VERY strange kids.... with two y chromosomes and not a single x

So we are snot babys?

What, no monocle?

This is my rifle, this is my gun!
This is for fighting, this is for fun!

Gives a whole new meaning to "blowing one's nose."

I'm going to remember this the next time I blow my nose and I don't know what to think about that.

Shit, my mind's been blown.

Your avatar matches this well.

Just promise that if we blow your mind again, that you wont think in our mouths :P

More interesting facts for your eeeeveryday life~!

3.14 is pie backwards.
*sips*

*mind is blown*

response: Mm, quite **fiddles with monacle**

*Eyes glaze over and falls over* x.X

"This commenter's brain has experienced a BSOD due to reality breaking observation. Please be patient while their mind reboots for their response.

IT SHORE IS!

Sneeze fetish?

GAH XD

Needs a top hat and monocle.

Is that ... tea?

I do believe you are a winrar pie. You are correct.

bless you

Me penis must always have a cold. D:

This is the best.
Thank you Pie.

Does that make a vagoo a cock kerchief?

No that's condoms.

Knowing is half the battle!

fetishes undeterred

[SFX: BACKGROUND: LOW VOLUME: STRING QUARTET PLAYS BAROQUE SONATA]

mind=blown

Where do you get these silly ideas?

Truth.

Hell, it even tastes like snot.

Da wha HUH?

It's magically delicious!

"Snot" that produces people...heh, some really would call that magic.

Seriously.

Taste it sometime. It tastes like runny, salty snot.

I admit that I was curious once. Still, though I may have an "infinite" supply (being male), I'll just take your word for it.

I was just shocked by a female's comment on the taste...strange of me, considering the other comments shared here.

Well, I am a straight female with sexual experience and a tendency to be TMI.

One thing that always puzzled me about dirty talk in porno and cybering is when girls say that semen tastes good. It kind of makes me giggle because NO IT DOESN'T.

Oh, I don't mind TMI. If one is comfortable enough to share such things with me, I feel confident and comfortable in sharing with them as well. Makes me smile, to be honest, knowing that you did make some guy very happy in that way.

^_^

As for the taste...most of the stereotype is in salty taste. Plus, what tastes bad to one may taste good to another. Added to that, I've researched that we can alter how we taste in our diet. I don't remember the exact details, but I do remember enough to eat just fruit the day before so that it'll taste better for her.

Yeah, I've heard the thing about pineapples making it taste better. There is a salty taste but it's... it's mucus-y. It's very much like like the taste of snot you've been sniffling back after having a really bad cold.

... LOL, this is pretty gross.

And yet it's a part of the norm, so to speak. Looking at all of this, it strikes up for quite the topic.

At least there's protein, so I've heard.

I'm not sure if there's enough protein to really give it any nutritional value, but then again, I know dick-all about this sort of thing.

Hahah, and that's a nice line for closure.

^_^

WHAT KIND OF POOLS YOU BEEN SWIMMIN' IN?

Rofl I don't want to know.

But yeah in my experience, it's not only salty but bitter and just BLEGH. Always makes me gag, and it takes a lot to do that.
Thats why I make sure my hubby is as worked and 'drained' as possible before hand. ;D

That's considerate of him.

No, I personally wear him out. And even though I let him play boss he dares not go against what I say. :p

Doh ho ho ho.

Hah, I imagined sophisticated music with the initial panel. The comment afterward caused my mind to pause a bit.

Heheh, awesome, plain and simple...or Sarah, Plain and Tall.

^_^

needs more monocles

^^^

T_____________T y u do this


tears are eyeball cum

XD

Sweat is skin cum

IT'S A SNOT ROD

Thus a male using "sneeze" as a way of prettying up an orgasm is quite correct. :P

You are so wise, Pie.

Everyone knows it

DAMMIT PIE.

LMAO!!
True, so true XD

and diarrhea is ass vomit XP

This is still better than "manyogurt" or "baby batter".

In japanese porn there's an abundance of penile astma.

What! Ze penis is a nose!?!?! The world will never be the same after such revelations!

Needs to be slowly played in and out with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmAZoexenx8

I allways thought he looks bit like a nose when I lay on my back and my penis on my tummy... sometimes I'd put my glasses on him...

what is this, i don't even

u forgot to add the "icky salty" part

this is why you are one of my favorite artists

And that was Pie with More Information Than You Require.

after watching porn your cock tends to get very flemmy XD

Oh murrr bb.

Also, real comment: Ahhh that middle panel is so... animated? I expect it to start moving. The lines and everything are so... smooth! :D

I sneezed, you know where.

Goes good on icecream right?

What if this was a study. If 'cock snot' is the topic....


...what is she drinking? D:

Spoken like a true classy lady

true story

No, it's puke.

So THAT'S why they call it a blow job!

Yeah... well... vaginal secretions are mucus! And girls that squirt? That's pee. I'm not even being metaphorical, so *nyah* to you.

The over-exaggerated squirting in porn is pee, but there is a gland behind the g-spot that when person is having an orgasm the muscle spasms shoots the fluid into the urethra. Sometimes it comes out, sometimes it goes the other way and into the bladder.
The amount that comes out also depends on the size of the gland/strength of the spasms.

Trust me, I know. Personal experience.

I'm looking at a cross-section of female pelvic anatomy right now, and I see no such gland. The cross-section is an image in my college textbook on human anatomy, and my course covered no such gland.

Do you know the name of this gland? What is its function? This is the first I've ever heard of it, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for some proof of your claims. (I'm not saying you're lying -- I believe you may have been misinformed.)

Skene's glands (also known as the lesser vestibular, periurethral glands, skene glands, paraurethral glands.)
It secretes fluids similar to that created by the males prostate. In some women they aren't really there.

Hm. Curious that my book omits these. I can't imagine why, considering how meticulous it is otherwise.

What's got me even more curious though is that there's absolutely no reliable information I could find regarding what they're for. There's paragraphs and paragraphs going, "They might make female ejaculate, but maybe not, and they might be related to the g-spot, but maybe not..." but nothing about what purpose they serve.

Well, I suppose there's only one thing for it: I'm just going to have to buy a box of rubber gloves, get some volunteers, and find out for myself.

FOR SCIENCE!

......huu-whaaaaaa?

My dad calls it peckersnot

I've always preferred the the more colorful "dick snot"

oh shes a prophet

*sips tea politely*
"Hmm...quite."
*shifts newspaper and clears throat*

This pic needs some classical music in the background.

dicks make snot, pussies make cheese. sounds about right to me XD

She shouldn't be saying that while sipping on such a small glass! x3

I am skeptical of your claim.

Achoo

Periods are half a failed baby.

This statement is correct in more ways than you know,

So when a guy tells you he's about to sneeze, what he REALLY means is...

What's the difference between an orgasm and a sneeze?

Answer: NOTHING!

So that's why it tastes bad. o.o

a lot of people like the taste of mine that's why i walk so damn funny

oh this is what it is it's not snot http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2044211/

i have been trying to find a way to say it like that but never could BRAVO! :D

Man am I glad I'm going back through galleries lately. I could have missed these laughs. XD

omg its fascinating how many comments yo get from this lol

The four emotional minutes of failing at pulling up a propper critiqe/improvement of this statement were highly educative.

Her black eye spot does a Damn fine impersonation of a Monocle. Pip pip and all that.