"I love you. Your plaidness. The way you cushion my butt when I watch TV. How bouncy you are when I jump up and down. The way you smell like popcorn. I love how I can hide things under you, and how if I climb on top of you, I can reach the fishy tank. You're a good couch."

To learn more about Gizmo and what it's like to have a pet fox, please visit his blog at http://www.thepetfox.net/