Name: Solgaleo
Number: 791
Designation: The Sunne Pokemon

"After the Lycanroc finished taking his admittedly huge dump on my face, I walked to the bathroom, to wash my face. I could hear the man and doctor talking about me, but I couldn't hear it over the sink. I was so caught up washing myself that I didn't notice that it stopped, until I was already finished. I don't know when exactly it happened, but I soon realized that not only could I not hear them, I couldn't hear anything. Confused, I went to the door, but it wouldn't budge. I couldn't even turn the knob. I called out to them, but got no answer. Panicking a bit, I started pounding on the door, before suddenly the ground disappeared from under me. One second I was screaming for help, the next I was falling. I could see light blue space, with bright white likes in a grid pattern. I soon recognized it as an Ultra Wormhole. I panicked again for a second. Was I about to be taken over by a Nihilego? Before I could even consider the fact, the portal dropped me onto a soft surface. It was a huge pillow. Before I could stand up, I saw a huge, white butt in front of me. Looking up further at who owned the butt, I saw Solgaleo. He gave me a small smirk, before letting out a huge, wet fart, right in my face."

Done in collaboration with  TheOmegaError.
Requested by  FyreFirefox.