Name: Gallade
Number: 475
Designation: The Blade Pokemon

"The man, barely suppressing laughter, said that perhaps we should go outside, away from the butts of his Pokemon. I agreed with the sentiment, and soon we were sitting on a bench outside his house. We spoke about perhaps getting the Corviknight to give me a ride back, but I quickly told him I would rather not ever do that again. He said that he doubted the Corviknight would shit on me again, but I noticed he wasn't as sure about it as he had been before. A woman walked by, with her Gallade, and entered the shop beside his house. She left her Gallade to sit outside, beside us. The man jokingly said we should watch out, or the Gallade might... before he could even finish the sentence, the very embarrassed Gallade let out a huge fart, looking mortified."

Done in collaboration with  TheOmegaError.
Requested by  fartlover562.