Admittedly I hate the few anatomy problems, so if I need to I will redo this.

Illogical, property of  illogical, is in a part, and decided to rest his tired, massive legs. So he sits down on a bench with one other person and, lo and behold, breaks the bench and launches the other person high in the air. With speed of one called illogical, he just managed to catch the person falling.

Moral of the story: Write to your local governor or political figure and ask them to put macro benches within parks.

As said, this is  illogical's character. This is part of a trade.