Decided to do pb from adventure time, nothing more to say, although I made a little story to go with this:

(Edit: fixed her right leg, it should look right now)


I was nervous, well more nervous than usual. Here I am a human that's only a couple inches in height applying for a job as an assistant to one of the most powerful princesses in Ooo. And it didn't help that their was a line forming outside of her office and even though I was next in line I could feel the people behind me just staring at me in confusion.

"NEXT!" a powerful yet feminine voice shouted from the other side of the doorway as a random candy person walked out and almost stepped on me. I got back up and took a deep breath as I slowly walked into the princess's office. When I got in it was a bit less daunting than I anticipated, sure everything was waaaaay bigger than me but other than that it looked like a normal looking office with some filing cabnits, pictures hung up around the place featuring the princess and Finn the human with his dog jake, and a brown table in the center with 2 chairs in front and with princess bubblegum sitting behind it.

The princess was in a less regal attire as she had her hair did up in a ponytail with a smaller version of her crown acting as a scrunchie, their was a big pair of square glasses resting on her face, and she had on a grey scientists jacket with pink buttons. That's all that I could see from where I was at but my little starring session ended when the princess cleared her throat. "Ahem, please take a seat." She said in a calm tone as I scuttled across the floor and over to the chairs. I was about to climb up when I heard a zap and a bright flash surrounded one of the chairs as it quickly shrunk to my size. I looked up to see that the princess had what looked to be a toy gun in her hand as she placed it back into her desk. "It's a prototype shrink ray, now please sit." She said as she waved to the now toy sized chair as I quickly sat down.

The princess then looked over the papers that she had on her desk as she found the tiny papers that I had submitted a few days before. I silently cursed at myself as I should have submitted some bigger documents so she could read them properly, I felt like I was off on the wrong foot with her. "So, mister swann was it?" She asked me as I nodded my head quickly as I felt that I was sweating already. "Hmmmm, it says here that you've worked in many of my food stores around the candy kingdom. Care to explain HOW you worked at that many?" She asked me as I started to sweat even more. My fears where becoming more and more of a reality, but I swallowed my fears for just a second to speak to the giant princess. "W-well you see princess I worked alot in many stores because n-none of the work environments actually a-accommodated to smaller folk. So I w-was the victim of many accidents that the managers n-never bothered to fix so it would not h-happen again" I stuttered out as I felt relived that I said that but it quickly filled with worry.

If princess bubblegum took things the wrong way then best case scenario she'd just kick me out of her office. But worse case scenario would be she might be offended that I insulted the talent if the managers that she probably put there and use that prototype shrink ray on me and shrink me to atom size and leave me on her floor to either be crushed or vaccumed up by one of her banana guards. "Hmmm I see" she said with a blank stare as she reached into her desk, making me jump in my seat a bit as i thought she was going for the ray. But I sighed in relief as she pulled out a portable phone and dialed a number on it. I was confused about what she was doing until she spoke again. "Hello? Is this banana guard #1487?" She asked the supposed banana guard on the other end as princess bubblegum nodded and just said "yep" and "uh huh" for a couple minutes until she hung up.

"Um....... what w-where you talking abouy with that banana guard if I m-may ask princess?" I stuttered out as I heard princess bubblegum giggle for the first time during this whole meeting. "Oh i just ordered a small platoon of banana guards to arrest and jail the managers that was listed on your resume for neglecting a citizen of the candy kingdom." She said a cheerful voice as I just sat there in shock. How could she be so chill about the fact that she's gonna imprison about 10 candy people and play it off as a regular thing that happens. Well I've only been here for about a year so I'm not gonna say that it's not.

She then went back to my resume as she nodded her head a few times before placing the papers back on the table as she got up and circled around the table over to me. When she rounded the corner I got a better view at what she was wearing. She looked a bit formal when sitting behind a desk but when she was standing out in the open you could see that she just threw something on for the interviews. Under her lengthy lab coat was a pink tee-shirt with a heart on it and a pair of dark pink shirts. And I could hear when she was walking that she could not be wearing formal shoes cause I heard them slapping against her foot with each step. And when she was beside me I can clearly see that she had on a pair of pink flip flops that barely covered up her plump 4 toed feet.

As she got right next to me I could get a good whiff of her foot as it smelt strongly of bubblegum and other assorted candies, like fruity pebbles. She then bent down slowly and gently scooped me up out of the chair and into her hand as she then placed me on her left shoulder. I clung on to a bit if her bubblegum hair with one hand and her lab coat with the other so I could be a bit more stable. Princess bubblegum then looked over to me on her shoulder with a concerned yet puzzled look as she spoke. "Are you sure that you want to be my assistant? Your lacking a bit in the size department......" She said worried as I looked up at her as I took another deep breath and as I tried to sound as courageous as possible. "Don't worry, what I lack in size I make up for in determination!........and also dumb luck..." I said as I got a little giggle out of the princess as she thought for a moment. She then nodded her head as she carefully walked over to the office door as to not knock me off as she faced the long line of applicants. "ATTENTION EVERYONE, THANK YOU FOR COMING BUT I'M SORRY TO SAY THAT THE ASSISTANT JOB HAS BEEN FILLED! YOU ALL MAY GO HOME NOW!" She yelled to the crowd as they all wined but they all flocked out of the castle faster than sonic the hedgehog.

Princess bubblegum then looked over to me as she smiled and patted me on the head as she closed her office door. "I hope your ready for work tomorrow, even though I'm gonna make some accommodations for your small stature, don't expect it to be so easy" she said as she placed me on her desk with a little makeshift bead and blanket. I crawled into the bed and looked up at my new boss with more determination than I had before. "I can handle anything! " I said with glee as bubblegum just giggled and gave me another pat on the head. "I'm sure you can" she said as she turned off the lights as she fell asleep in her office chair. I giggled to myself at the right as I drifted off to sleep as well, thinking about the day I will have tomorrow.

The end