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Who will win this one? It's anyone's guess. No punches shall be pulled in this episode.
I hate the background, but hopefully the two mad doctors will detract your attention from such.
I hate the background, but hopefully the two mad doctors will detract your attention from such.
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Let's put this in perspective....
House - Angsty, loudmouthed, pill-popping gimp with fairly good deductive reasoning skills whose single greatest love in life is terrorizing those in his crew and making higher-ups want to kill him.
Hawkeye - Angsty, loudmouthed, booze-guzzling surgeon with the best hands in Korea (ask the nurses), whose single greatest love in life getting barely-alive bleeding meat from dieing.
I'm with Hawkeye on this one, plus....
Internet Rule # 4077: Best. TV. Show. Ever.
(No Exceptions)
House - Angsty, loudmouthed, pill-popping gimp with fairly good deductive reasoning skills whose single greatest love in life is terrorizing those in his crew and making higher-ups want to kill him.
Hawkeye - Angsty, loudmouthed, booze-guzzling surgeon with the best hands in Korea (ask the nurses), whose single greatest love in life getting barely-alive bleeding meat from dieing.
I'm with Hawkeye on this one, plus....
Internet Rule # 4077: Best. TV. Show. Ever.
(No Exceptions)
Okay, I'm not the type who will "fall out of his chair" laughing. And, while I wasn't this time, either, I want you to appreciate that I'm using that phrase to describe just how goddamn funny this piece is! :D LOL
Seriously, I just had to sit and stare for a few minutes. What a perfect match-up! ;)
And, by the way... Trapper would have taken 'em both down in record time. ;) (Though, my money would be on Hawkeye for the official match. Dude drove a tank off base during enemy fire 'cuz he couldn't stand the noise. Unseen in the footage: his gigantic, steel-cast balls dragging behind the tank the entire way.)
Seriously, I just had to sit and stare for a few minutes. What a perfect match-up! ;)
And, by the way... Trapper would have taken 'em both down in record time. ;) (Though, my money would be on Hawkeye for the official match. Dude drove a tank off base during enemy fire 'cuz he couldn't stand the noise. Unseen in the footage: his gigantic, steel-cast balls dragging behind the tank the entire way.)
I've seen this picture before, but I still love it.
And I dunno who'd win. I mean I'm sure Hawkeye has some rudimentary military training (doctors are non-combatants, but I think they still have to go to the same basic everyone else does) but House is sneaky and takes enough painkiller to be immune to pain.
And I dunno who'd win. I mean I'm sure Hawkeye has some rudimentary military training (doctors are non-combatants, but I think they still have to go to the same basic everyone else does) but House is sneaky and takes enough painkiller to be immune to pain.
Woot! Greg all the way.
Season 6 Greg House vs Season 11 Hawkeye Pierce
Men that have both suffered breakdowns. "It was a chicken."
Have to say House. He's been able to take and dish out quite a bit of punishment. Self inflicted electrocution, LSD induced dysphagia, getting shot, stabbed, experimental brain procedure. He also has the vicious capacity to lash out. Greg has no limits.
Hawkeye through all his mishaps has had a pacifist approach to life. And would hold back, unless Pierce was in some way convinced Greg was causing casualties or prolonging the war.
Season 6 Greg House vs Season 11 Hawkeye Pierce
Men that have both suffered breakdowns. "It was a chicken."
Have to say House. He's been able to take and dish out quite a bit of punishment. Self inflicted electrocution, LSD induced dysphagia, getting shot, stabbed, experimental brain procedure. He also has the vicious capacity to lash out. Greg has no limits.
Hawkeye through all his mishaps has had a pacifist approach to life. And would hold back, unless Pierce was in some way convinced Greg was causing casualties or prolonging the war.
Being a pacifist doesn't mean he doesn't know how to take somebody down. He just wouldn't start the fight.
What would most likely happen is that House would start the fight, Hawkeye would keep him distracted while either Trapper or BJ (depending on what season Hawkeye we're dealing with here) snuck up behind House and pumped him full of Elephant trancs or Morphine. Non-violent victory.
And, before you say it, House's friends would probably stand back and watch since they'd all feel like he had it coming. ;)
What would most likely happen is that House would start the fight, Hawkeye would keep him distracted while either Trapper or BJ (depending on what season Hawkeye we're dealing with here) snuck up behind House and pumped him full of Elephant trancs or Morphine. Non-violent victory.
And, before you say it, House's friends would probably stand back and watch since they'd all feel like he had it coming. ;)
I resent this [awesome] picture in the most pedantic M*A*S*H fangirl way possible! Hawkeye was PERFECTLY SANE, especially given his surroundings. I'd recommend Corporal Klinger instead, but he was pretty sane too -- he had the sense to want to go home! :>
As long as Dr. Detroit plays winner, you're forgiven.
As long as Dr. Detroit plays winner, you're forgiven.
I gotta go with Hawkeye on this one. House may snark better, but Hawkeye was a master prankster. He'd have the whole battlefield rigged with booby-traps before House even got there. Heck, he'd probably have his cane rigged to collapse and have the vicodin replaced with antacids. :)
I love this pic so much it's straddling the funny line.
Much as I love the both of them equally, I'm going with House. Hawkeye's too much of a pacifist, and his best weapon is probably that martini (depending on what he used to brew it in his tent), and I think he'd rather drink it and lose than toss it in House's face.
Also, canes to the noggin will put anyone down. It's a fact.
Much as I love the both of them equally, I'm going with House. Hawkeye's too much of a pacifist, and his best weapon is probably that martini (depending on what he used to brew it in his tent), and I think he'd rather drink it and lose than toss it in House's face.
Also, canes to the noggin will put anyone down. It's a fact.
Ummm.. am I the only one who's observed...?
They're both doctors! Which means the REAL winner is not merely which one inflicts the most damage, but which one diagnoses the other correctly, which has the best (or worst) bedside manner, who collects the biggest fee for their treatment, etc... Could be awhile if one sues the other for malpractice O_O
They're both doctors! Which means the REAL winner is not merely which one inflicts the most damage, but which one diagnoses the other correctly, which has the best (or worst) bedside manner, who collects the biggest fee for their treatment, etc... Could be awhile if one sues the other for malpractice O_O
And after this, the winner faces the Doctor. They'll lose, though; after all, do you know how goddamn hard it is to fight a man (a Lord, rather) who can talk his way out of solid rock and regenerates limbs? Space villains have been trying for eternity and he's still rockin' around.
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